Let's Watch This: An Episode of "Goof Troop"

I was introduced to Goof Troop through reruns - specifically, the reruns that aired on Toon Disney. Same goes for most other Disney Afternoon shows like Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, and Gargoyles. Y'know what episode I distinctively remember watching? The episode where Max films a video of Goofy to submit to a parody of America's Funniest Home Videos and then Pete disguises himself as Goofy to claim the prize for himself. I remember loving the joke where Pete's wife claims that her secret weapon against Pete is her mouth.

If you watched the Disney Afternoon when it was on, or watched reruns of the shows on Toon Disney like I did, chances are you don't need to be told what the premise of the show was. But for those of you that didn't, I'll fill you in - there were a couple of shorts where Goofy was shown as the father of a redheaded boy named Junior. This show brought back the "Goofy as a father" concept, turning Junior into the much "hipper" eleven-year-old Max, who has since become a recurring character in "Mickey Mouse and Friends" productions. Goofy, voiced by Bill Farmer, and Max, voiced by Dana Hill, lived in the suburban town of Spoonerville. Goofy being... well, Goofy, hijinks ensued, especially when the neighbors got involved. Those neighbors? Mickey's foe Pete, voiced by Jim Cummings, his wife Peg, voiced by April Winchell, and their two children: Max's best buddy PJ, voiced by Rob Paulsen, and rambunctious daughter Pistol, voiced by Nancy Cartwright.

Goof Troop was created by Michael Peraza Jr., the latter of whom talked about the show's development on his blog. Apparently, when he was brought in, they still had no idea what they wanted the show to be other than "Goofy is the main character". Tons of ideas for a hypothetical premise, all of them whipped up by the same creative executive who'd just been hired, were thrown out: one minute Goofy was the head scoutmaster of a group of scouts (which is why the show we got is called "Goof TROOP"), then he was a firefighter, then he was a detective, then he was a "swash-buckling hero fighting the Flying Dutchman". That same creative executive also came up with bizarre supporting casts for these premises that included alien dragon babies and giant gorillas (somebody in Disney's television department apparently thought giant gorillas were hilarious, which explains why there were episodes of both Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers AND Darkwing Duck with giant gorillas in them [and why there was a giant gorilla in Marsupilami]).

Concept art by Michael for the "Goofy as a detective" pitch.

Eventually, the idea became to do a show starring Goofy in Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (which had recently been screened at the studio). He would be the driver of Benny the Cab, who was promptly replaced by a talking SUV named Woody. Michael Peraza Jr. explained to the executive why this wasn't such a good idea - what made Toontown work in the movie was the crossover of the live action world with the zany animated world where everything from the trees to the buildings was alive. And if Goofy is shown in a GOOFY world, is he still really Goofy? Not to mention they likely wouldn't get the rights to use all the same cartoon characters from non-Disney studios the movie did. The executive didn't listen and just told him to whip up some concept art.

Then Michael got a call from Gary Krisel, the president of Walt Disney Television Animation, who wanted to check on the progress of the Goofy show. Upon arriving at Gary's office, Michael explained that he didn't think they had a show to present yet and talked to him about all the different scenarios that had been started. When he got to the "Goofy in Toontown" pitch, he explained why he didn't think it would work and Gary agreed completely before asking Michael what HE would do. Michael had this to say: "Goofy is a recognized star of Disney animation, so why re-invent the wheel? His son is an average kid dealing with many of the usual issues they face: peer pressure, young love, grades, school bullies, and so on. On top of all that, he has the zaniest, wackiest GOOFIEST dad to live down. No matter how insane the situations get though, they will always love each other. They're a family." Gary loved the idea and told him to get started. Robert Taylor was brought in to produce the project, and before long the show was premiering in syndication on September 5th, 1992. Two seasons were produced, making for a total of seventy-eight episodes, plus a Christmas special.

Today, you can find episodes of Goof Troop on Disney Plus (a handful of episodes were also released on DVD). We're going to watch the thirty-third episode of the show, "A Goof of the People". Why this episode in particular? Because I'm writing this review on Earth Day and according to TV Tropes, this one has an environmental message. This is Goof Troop!

NOTE: For some reason, despite Wikipedia claiming that this is the thirty-third episode, Disney Plus lists it as the thirty-NINTH episode. Very strange...

Goofy's house has, at least in this episode, a giant factory topped with smokestacks that spew out clouds of gas behind it. Clouds of gas that do not agree with Goofy's garden of sentient flowers, much to his dismay. Max is spewing out something, too - exposition. Apparently, the gas that's got Goofy's garden gasping and gagging (try saying THAT three times fast!) is pollution from the new SlimeCo factory. Honestly, can you imagine doing business with a company called SLIMECO? The name just SCREAMS "corrupt", doesn't it?

Has Goofy ALWAYS had such wide shoulders?

Goofy then gives Max what looks like an empty jar, but is actually a jar of fresh air he's been saving for years. Since it's so much cleaner than the air they have now, he decides to go to the SlimeCo factory and give them a piece of his mind. I do hope they'll listen to him and aren't just stock cartoon villains who get a sadistic thrill out of polluting the environment.

"This jar contains all of the reasons to go see the Snow White remake."

"But Dad, it's just an empty jar."

"Exactly! A-hyuck!"

Upon arriving at the factory, Goofy meets the owner of SlimeCo, Fenton Sludge, and dear lord is this guy hideous. The toad-colored skin, the warts, the stains on his suit... he's quite possibly the grossest character Disney has ever created. Just looking at him makes me feel filthy. He looks like something that crawled out of the Black Lagoon.

Is this the result of a Beagle Boy mating with a toad?

Animation Error #1 rears its ugly (though not quite as ugly as Mr. Sludge) head: one minute Goofy is wearing his usual orange shirt, the next he's in a blue suit. But there's no time to worry about that, because Mr. Sludge wants to take Goofy on a tour of his factory. What does SlimeCo do? Something involving toxic waste. "I love the smell of toxic waste in the morning. It smells like... MONEY," Mr. Sludge purrs. Goofy, once again wearing his usual orange shirt, tells Mr. Sludge that SlimeCo needs to stop polluting, but Mr. Sludge isn't a huge fan of that idea. It's here that we finally get to see Mr. Sludge's lower half... tell me, do YOU see anything strange about it?

He's got no legs! If they were going to make it a twist that Mr. Sludge was actually some sort of slime monster, they kind of gave it away just now. Although this does explain the green skin. Now that I think about it, why didn't Goofy comment on this at all? Did he just not look down and notice Mr. Sludge's lack of legs?

Well, anyhow, Mr. Sludge claims that clean air and water would cost him three cents a day... for some reason. However, after calming down, he says that he'll bring it up at the next board meeting and gives Goofy a couple of SlimeCo souvenirs. Then he pushes Goofy out the door.

Goofy learns the hard way that it's not a good idea to throw off Mr. Sludge's groove.

After Animation Error #2 (Mr. Sludge's ears vanishing), Goofy heads home and tells Max that "Mr. Sludge seemed like a real nice feller". Methinks Goofy's not a very good judge of character. Fortunately, Max has been studying politics in school and he knows what's really going on here: Mr. Sludge doesn't think he has to listen to Goofy because Goofy's just a normal citizen without any power. What to do? Well, it just so happens that there's a special election for mayor of Spoonerville on its way, and Max suggests that Goofy throw his hat into the ring.

"But Maxie, I'm no politician," Goofy points out. Max gives him a book called How to Be a Politican that will tell him everything he needs to know. What's there to know? Today, all you have to do to get ahead in politics is act like an idiot. Just look at Donald Trump!

"Gwarsh, Chapter 1 is all about pullin' statements outta your rear. And Chapter 2 focuses on
what to do if those fellers on Saturday Night Live make fun of you..."

This is the cue for the episode to turn into one of those "How To" shorts starring Goofy. You know those shorts, don't you? Where Goofy is subjected to WHACKY SHENANIGANS while a narrator blathers on about whatever it is he's trying to accomplish? They never stopped doing those. Even during the pandemic, Disney produced shorts like this. Well, several episodes of Goof Troop had segments that harkened back to these shorts. That's pretty neat.

Chapter 1 of the book focuses on getting elected - which involves shaking a lot of hands. Chapter 2 is about kissing babies... is this something that people running for mayor or president or whatever still do? I feel like nowadays it'd just be a good way to get cancelled. Especially if you get confused like Goofy does and wind up kissing somebody who is clearly not a baby.

"At least buy me dinner first!"

Then Goofy runs into Pete, who laughs his head off at the thought of a GOOF like Goofy being mayor... before he realizes that if HE were mayor, he could take long vacations and ride in big "limo-zeen-ies".

Nice of him to make Goofy his chauffeur.

So he tells Goofy that he really doesn't want to be mayor. "It's the job for suckers," he claims. "Everybody's screaming 'Fix the potholes!' 'Lower the taxes!' 'Build a highway!' HA! Who needs that kind of aggrivation?!" But then Goofy brings up that he's running to stop SlimeCo's polluting and that everybody he's talked to says they're gonna vote for him. This gives Pete another idea...

Considering what a schemer he is, Pete would probably be perfect for politics.

Pete tells his family that he's going to run for mayor so that he can stop pollution. Peg is skeptical - it wasn't long ago that he was taking smog devices off the RVs he sells, littering, and talking about how "recycling is for suckers". But he manages to convince him that he's for all intents and purposes Captain Planet.

...so, does Pete actually intend on stopping pollution when he becomes mayor or is he just saying that to get votes? It's not one hundred percent clear.

Okay, so Pete and PJ are cats... what are Peg and Pistol supposed to be? Dogs?

Goofy gives a speech about how he's going to bring down SlimeCo, then Pete gives the EXACT SAME SPEECH across town. Upon seeing this, Mr. Sludge is not pleased - not because he hates copycats (hey, that's a pun! Since, y'know, Pete is a cat), but because two candidates promising to end pollution means he'll have to pay three cents a day for clean air and water. "I simply MUST get one of them in my control..." he snarls. His choices are kindhearted, well-intentioned Goofy and the show's de facto main antagonist with the morals of a pickpocket who's only running so he can go on long vacations and ride in big "limo-zeen-ies", Pete. Not too hard to guess which one they're going to bribe...

I wonder if Mr. Sludge is what happens when Tasty Paste goes bad.

Mr. Sludge invites Pete to take a tour of his factory, claiming that he's planning to donate to his campaign fund. Unsurprisingly, it's pretty easy for him to bribe Pete into abandoning the anti-pollution thing. Pete gets into office, he makes sure SlimeCo stays in business and continues to pollute forever. Then the greenhouse gases do their thing, the polar ice caps melt, and the world is flooded. Hope you buy a houseboat with all that money you're getting, Pete.

Also, again, Pete doesn't even bring up the fact that Mr. Sludge is a slime monster. Maybe he's just too crazy with greed to care.

[Insert joke about Bob Iger here]

There's just one problem (aside from the whole "Pete contributing to the melting of the polar ice caps" thing) - everybody loves Goofy because he's honest, kindhearted, and wants to stop pollution. So Pete makes up bullcrap claims about Goofy lying that the lake is polluted and unsafe to swim in. To demonstrate, he jumps into the lake and starts swimming around in it, because apparently he's a massive idiot.

Yeah, Pete, swim in what looks less like water and more like green modeling clay, the stuff
that's been polluted by a company that sells TOXIC WASTE. Do you WANT to grow a lizard's
tail or ostrich legs or something?

It doesn't work. Pete just winds up making a fool out of himself (as per usual). So then he starts giving out free watches and tricks Goofy into skipping the parade and telling a bunch of cows to vote for him... which just leads to him winning the rural vote because the cows are registered voters. Mr. Sludge decides to take matters into his own grimy hands.

The candidates have a debate at Pete's car lot. Pete, again, makes a fool out of himself, but then Mr. Sludge shows up with photos of multiple barrels of toxic waste being stored in Goofy's garage. So now everyone is calling Goofy a traitor, because Mr. Sludge is clearly such a trustworthy fellow, isn't he? Fortunately, Goofy and Max notice a trail of slime leading out of the garage, and Goofy knows who left that trail...

"Let's see, which one do I throw at Mr. Sludge's head?"

Goofy goes to SlimeCo and calls out Mr. Sludge for putting toxic waste in his garage. However, their argument is interrupted by Melvin turning on the television, showing a report about a monster made of toxic waste emerging from Goofy's garage and heading down the highway to wreak havoc and probably mutate a few citizens while it's at it. Apparently Goofy didn't know that exposing those barrels to sunlight would cause the toxic waste inside to mutate and come alive. Totally how toxic waste works, right?

Didn't this guy first appear in an episode of The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh? Y'know,
the one where they went under Christopher Robin's bed? There were sentient crayons and stuff?




Yeah, that was a pretty strange show, wasn't it?

So now is it up to Goofy, Max, and the Petes to defeat the evil toxic waste monster? Will we get an epic fight scene? Nope, instead Goofy just opens up his bottle of fresh air and the monster is kaput. What an anti-climax.

"WHAT'S IN THAT BOTTLE?!" Mr. Sludge yells. "I MUST KNOW! IT COULD BE WORTH A FORTUNE!" Goofy, channeling Bugs Bunny, tells him to take a whiff. Mr. Sludge does... and fresh air has a very strange effect on HIM, too. After "letting off a little steam" (as Goofy puts it), Mr. Sludge turns into... this guy:

I guess this is what Mr. Sludge looked like before he started getting involved with toxic waste and pollution and stuff (how exactly did he turn into a slime monster again? Are we going to get an explanation?). And now he's going to devote his life to stopping pollution. Goofy: one, pollution: zilch.

So Mr. Sludge tears down his factory and builds a ballet school. Goofy wins the election by a landslide and gives Pete a position at City Hall - as his chauffeur. Well, at least Pete's still getting to ride around in a big "limo-zeen-ie". I assume that Goofy isn't the mayor in any episodes released after this one, which you'd think would render the entire episode pointless, but eh, it's still not as frustrating as the episodes of SpongeBob released after the first movie ignoring that the events of said movie ever happened.

I don't know about you, but I'd much rather have Goofy as my president than Donald Trump.

What's the Verdict?

So that's Goof Troop, and it's about what you'd expect. Let's take Goofy and Pete and put 'em in the suburbs (kind of a predecessor to The Looney Tunes Show now that I think of it). The animation is decent (though there are some errors), the jokes range from pretty funny to at least sort of funny, the voice actors all do a good job, and the characters are all fun to watch. It's certainly not the BEST show to come out of the Disney Afternoon - I mean, it's good, but it's no Darkwing Duck. But if you're goofy for Goofy, I'd recommend giving it a watch. Besides, if nothing else, it gave us A Goofy Movie... you've gotta give it credit for THAT.

Further reading:
- Michael Peraza Jr.'s two blog posts about the show's creation
- Platypus Comix's review of an episode where Max and PJ convince their town that aliens are invading
- Platypus Comix's review of the Christmas special (you might want to save this one for December)

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Let's Watch This: An Episode of "Danger Rangers"

I watched a lot of PBS Kids in the 2000s. I don't think a single day went by when I didn't tune in to see an episode of Arthur, Zoboomafoo, Sesame Street, or some other show that was airing on that channel at the time. And yet I have absolutely no memory of watching Danger Rangers. My introduction to it was, of all things, seeing clips of it used in a video somebody on YouTube made to a song from The Simpsons!

So what exactly IS Danger Rangers? Well, it was a cartoon show created to teach kids about safety. Apparently parents weren't doing a very good job of teaching kids, for example, to wear a helmet when riding a bicycle or call 911 in case of an emergency, so somebody thought, "Well, surely the kids will listen to a cartoon character..." Especially if that cartoon character is singing an upbeat song about it. Thus, Walter Douglas Smith Jr. and Michael D. Moore created these characters known as the Danger Rangers for the companies Educational Adventures and Animotion Works Inc. Jerry Houser, Ginny McSwain, Sean Roche, and Lucasfilm member Howard G. Kazanjian served as producers. The show's musical numbers were written by Randy Rogel of Animaniacs fame.

The Danger Rangers consist of Sully, voiced by Jerry Houser, a blue sea lion who acts as the leader of the group. He's competent, but also very goofy...

A creatively named cat named Kitty, voiced by Grey DeLisle-Griffin, Sully's second-in-command and possible love interest (because usually if the second-in-command of a team is the opposite gender of the leader, they're the love interest - Hunter and Colleen, Ace and Lexi Bunny, etc.) if I'm not looking too far into this...

Burble, voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson, a large polar bear who serves as the group's "gentle giant"...

Burt, a turtle who frequently builds inventions that help the Danger Rangers with their missions, which more or less makes him the Tech E. Coyote of the group. He is voiced by Mark Hamill, believe it or not...

Squeeky the mouse, a wisecracking smart-mouth with the voice of Rob Paulsen, which automatically makes him the best character on the show...

Gabriella, voiced by Tasia Valenza, a red hummingbird who rarely tags along on the Danger Rangers' missions, usually just staying back at headquarters and supervising. I guess there's only so much a tiny bird can do to save kids from crumbling buildings or whatever. Or maybe she's just lazy...

...and Fallbot, a John Kassir-voiced robot invented by Burt who also rarely tags along on the missions because he's a clumsy, incompetent goof (and who sounds like a cross between Pete the Puma and Bobcat Goldthwait).

Danger Rangers premiered on PBS Kids in September 2005. One season of sixteen episodes were produced, but a couple of things contributed to the show's not receiving more episodes. First of all, it only aired on select local PBS affiliates because it wasn't an in-house PBS production (maybe that's why I never saw it?). Second, at some point Educational Adventures decided to branch out into deals with Virgin Atlantic and Safe Kids Worldwide, it was hit with a lawsuit claiming that it committed fraud and financial mismanagement - bringing production of Season 2 to a screeching halt and crew members not getting paid for their work. Reruns also aired for a while on CBS' Cookie Jar TV Saturday Morning block, but the episodes were heavily edited to make room for more ads. Nonetheless, Danger Rangers has a small cult following, especially in North Korea.

How did I get into the show? I recently began watching the Annoverse's videos, and they've reviewed every single episode of the show. After watching their reviews of the first three episodes, I decided to do a review of the show myself. To make sure I didn't wind up parroting them, I'm gonna do a review of an episode that I haven't watched THEIR review of. So if I make any similar jokes, points, what have you, it's entirely coincidental. We're watching the fifth episode of the show, "Medicine Mix-Up". Let's get started, shall we?

It's a beautiful night in... whatever town this episode takes place in. The camera pans over to a candy factory where two cats are piling boxes of "Choco Chunkys" into a truck. Judging by how fat the cats are, methinks they've been helping themselves to the boxes' contents. Actually, I hope not. Chocolate is toxic to cats.

A LOT of animals can't have chocolate, so I'm not sure how well sales are doing in a world
populated by anthropomorphic animals.

The cats head into their office to do some paperwork, but as soon as they do, two mysterious figures barricade the door, trapping them inside, and steal the truck. They drive it to a strange building where they are greeted by a blue poodle with a ray gun that he zaps the boxes with. Chocolate is toxic to dogs, too, so I guess his mindset is that if HE can't eat chocolate, then NOBODY can? Talk about petty...

"I could patent this thing and make a ton of money off it, but nah, I'd much rather use it
to sabotage chocolate."

The ray gun doesn't destroy the chocolate, rather, it simply causes them to glow green for a second before the truck drives off. Who is this strange blue dog, and what does he have planned for the "Choco Chunkys"?

Well, before we can find out more, we cut to an ambulance. Inside is some poor five-year-old raccoon who drank a whole bottle of grape-flavored cough syrup unaware that it was medicine. I guess he also can't read, because don't most cough syrups have "COUGH SYRUP" written on the label in big letters somewhere so people know that it's, y'know, COUGH SYRUP? Or maybe the kid just thought that "DayQuil" was Italian for "tasty soda" or something?

I sure hope that kid's gonna be okay. In the meantime, we cut to Mount Rushmore... and no, I don't know why it depicts all four presidents as humans even though it's a world of anthropomorphic animals...

There's probably some fan theory out there that the show takes place in a post-apocalyptic
universe where humans were wiped out by a nuclear bomb or something that made all the
animals sentient.

Mount Rushmore is actually the headquarters for the Danger Rangers. At the moment, Gabriella is talking to their sentient computer, SAVO (voiced by Jonathan Harris in the pilot episode, then Charlie Adler after that), about the strange increase in children eating medicine under the impression that it's candy. They all seem to be getting to the hospital fast enough, but maybe the Danger Rangers should look into it anyway. Maybe a lot of kids have been watching those stupid Tide Pod Challenge videos on the internet.

On the way to the control room, Squeeky has to put up with Fallbot badgering him for a piece of his Choco Chunky bar. I don't know why, seeing as Fallbot is a robot and ergo doesn't have a sense of taste - he even points this out - so what exactly does he get out of eating? How does he even digest it?

I'm just now noticing that Squeeky kind of looks like a Funko Pop.

When they get to the control room, Squeeky opens up the Choco Chunky bar and discovers that it smells awful and is apparently now radioactive. Everyone is repulsed by the smell... even Fallbot, despite not having a nose.

"Okay, who farted?"

SAVO tells the Danger Rangers that kids all over the world are digging through other peoples' purses and eating prescription medicine. Question, how often do kids actually eat other peoples' medicine? I don't recall ever doing that when I was little. Maybe because the medicine I already took tasted disgusting so I wasn't exactly eager to try whatever my grandfather was taking.

Sully tells Burt that he and SAVO should hold down headquarters while everyone else heads out to save the day. Off the other Danger Rangers fly in their giant iron as we cut to a playground where a boy is sharing what he thinks is candy with two other kids (two of 'em are Jessica DiCicco, the other is Grey DeLisle-Griffin).

Now it's time to play a rousing game of "What Kind of Animal is That Character"? Tell me, do YOU have any idea what species this boy is?

The big front teeth suggest a beaver, but there otherwise isn't much else beaver-like about him. The long claws, ear shape, and color suggest a bear, but the ears are a tad too big and he has what look like tiger stripes on either side of his face, but nowhere else on his body. Is he a really stylized chipmunk? I honestly don't know. The other two are a little hard to deduce as well... the one on the left is clearly a bird, but what kind? Maybe a roadrunner?

There's no time for the Danger Rangers to land, so they open up a trapdoor in the floor and Burble launches Gabriella like a javelin down to the kids, who are fortunately raising the "candy" towards their mouths in slow-motion allowing for her to swoop in and swipe it out of their hands.

Out of context, this screencap kind of makes it look like Sully is a drug dealer, doesn't it?

"Kids, this isn't candy. This is medicine," Sully explains. "Medicine is as far away from candy as you can get," Burble adds. If a doctor, a nurse, or a parent gives you medicine, then and only then can it make you feel better. But if you take medicine that's NOT intended for your consumption, can give you a ticket to the hospital. And just to make sure the kids get the hint, the Danger Rangers launch into a musical number!

And this doesn't necessarily have to do with the song, but I have to point it out SOMEWHERE in the review... it's already pretty ironic that Grey DeLisle-Griffin has voiced two female cats named Kitty, the other of course being Kitty Katswell from T.U.F.F. Puppy. But do you know what the REALLY funny thing is? She uses essentially the exact same voice for both characters!

Burt? Aren't you supposed to be back at headquarters?

The bear/beaver/chipmunk/whatever kind of animal he is boy tells Sully that the medicine in his mom's purse was the only candy he could find that didn't smell bad. And he just so happens to have a Choco Chunky bar with him at the moment. Gee, I wonder if this could have anything to do with that poodle from the beginning of the episode...

Wouldn't you know it, SAVO calls up the Danger Rangers to tell them that candy everywhere is smelling like swamp rot. Not just Choco Chunkys, but also gumballs, licorice, and even what appears to be bottles of Gatorade (since when does that qualify as candy?). They must get to the bottom of this! I think I know what the poodle's plan is now - it's all an elaborate scheme to get kids to eat healthy. Or maybe he's actually a dentist?

The Danger Rangers go around collecting all the smelly candy and bring it back to headquarters. According to Burt, even though it has a rather unpleasant aroma, there isn't anything actually dangerous about the candy. If you actually ate it, you'd be fine (though you might need a breath mint).

Fun fact: this isn't the only time Mark Hamill has voiced a turtle. He also voiced a turtle in
My Friend Tigger and Pooh.

And it's not just PILLS that the kids are munching on instead of candy - they're also chugging down those sweet syrupy medicines too. Before the Danger Rangers can figure out what's going on, SAVO informs them that someone has now demanded fifty million dollars or else they'll continue to make more candy smell bad. Ah, so THAT is the poodle's motivation. I should've known it was just because he wanted to make money (although there are other, much easier, ways to do that than by sabotaging candy).

This calls for another musical number. Take it away, Eric Idle!

Adding to the confusion, the Danger Rangers can't figure out how this mysterious candy-stinking fiend is getting into the factories... so maybe whatever this is ISN'T going on at the factory but rather on the way to the stores. And Sully knows how to find out. His plan: he, Gabriella, and Squeeky will be stationed at the candy factories, Kitty and Burble will take the soda bottling plant. Each team will hide out in one of the delivery trucks scheduled to leave that night. Burt is on tracking and monitoring. And since Fallbot is a clumsy clod, Sully gives him the very important task of, uh, gathering up all the foul-smelling candy and disposing of it.

Uh, did a bee sting Gabriella's lower lip? Actually, do birds even HAVE lips?

Once everyone is in position... and Kitty and Burble have been given free samples...

Of course Burble's excited. He's a polar bear, everybody knows that polar bears love
Coca-Cola...

Sully, Gabriella, and Squeeky hear the engine of the truck they're hiding out in start up. What they DON'T hear is the driver fastening their seatbelt, because bad guys don't care about safety (and are also very stupid). Squeeky decides to climb into the air vent to the front of the truck and take a picture of whoever it is that's driving, allowing SAVO to identify who it is. Upon getting a good look at the driver, Squeeky whispers, "You guys aren't gonna believe this... we are being hijacked by a NINJA!"

"I don't think anybody ever told this guy that ninjas are supposed to wear BLACK suits, though..."

Alas, the driver winds up snatching a glimpse of Squeeky in the air duct and opens the back of the truck to see what's going on - but that allows Sully to stick a tracking device on him. Score one for the good guys. But the score is all tied up, because so are Burble and Kitty!

And the ninja was able to overpower a much larger POLAR BEAR hoooooooooooow?

What, is this ninja taking steroids? If so, I think the Danger Rangers need to do an episode about
not doing that...

Sully asks Burt to activate the tracking device he put on the ninja who was driving the truck. Meanwhile, Kitty and Burble are brought to the eeeeeeeeevil lair we saw at the beginning of the episode, where they are greeted by that poodle, who says in the voice of Jeff Bennett, "Ohhhhh, Kit-teeeeee, how nice to see you again!" Kitty identifies the poodle as Henri Ennui, a brilliant scientist who she knows from her days at some corporation called Global Pole. Previously, he sold counterfeit perfumes that literally stank.

It's so rare that we see a cat as the good guy and a dog as the bad guy. Usually, it's the
other way around. Either that, or the dog and the cat are both good guys. I guess whoever wrote
this episode was a cat person.

Henri shows off his ray gun, which he dubs the Rancinator - Dr. Doofenschmirtz would approve - and explains that it makes things smell like garbage by rearranging the molecules ever-so-slightly so that when they're exposed to air, they stink worse than David Zaslav. But that is not all. Oh, no. That is not all...

He's also built a really, really big Racinator! With it, he will make everything for a hundred miles around smell lousy - which presumably includes the medicine, so if he was intentionally trying to make kids sick, there goes THAT part of the plan. The only way anyone will be able to eat anything is if they pay him millions. And then... I dunno, he's gonna swim in the money like Scrooge McDuck?

Actually, if this world is populated by animals, isn't it far more likely that the citizens will go mad from hunger and start eating each other? Would Burble, for example, get so hungry that he'd try to eat Sully? I know polar bears don't eat sea lions, but they do eat SEALS, and Sully's close enough...

How much did this cost to build, anyway?

After we briefly cut back to Burt and Fallbot at headquarters (Fallbot is participating in WHACKY SHENANIGANS!), we see Sully, Squeeky, and Gabriella following the ninja who hijacked their truck around. They eventually make it to Henri's evil lair just as he's bragging about how Burble and Kitty couldn't possibly foil his plot with them being tied up at the moment. The ninjas fight them with croissants and baguettes - y'know, because they're FRENCH - and while Sully and Gabriella are dealing with them Squeeky unties Burble and Kitty. They're able to defeat the ninjas, but Henri is just about to activate his giant Rancinator. Then Fallbot shows up and actually does something useful for once by firing the rancid candy at him.

"Eugh... zhat's it. Never again shall I eat at Taco Bell!"

With Henri down for the count, Sully manages to power off the machine. Now kids all over town are free to eat candy that DOESN'T smell like a gas leak. AND as an added bonus, now they know how to be careful around medicine. Squeeky, Fallbot, and the kids rattle off more facts about not eating medicine as though they were candy. Fallbot, of course, is still an idiot and winds up eating a bunch of vitamins because he thinks they're candy, demonstrating that he's basically learned nothing. On the bright side, since he's a robot eating all those pills won't hurt him. And now, it's time for another musical number!

Hey, Burt. Harold called, he wants his purple crayon back.

We get one more brief segment with Squeeky, Fallbot, and the kids... and that's about it. Remember, don't take medicine that hasn't been prescribed to you.

What's the Verdict?

So that's Danger Rangers, and it's actually not as heavy-handed as you'd expect. There was clearly a lot of effort and passion put into this so it doesn't just feel like a day in your school's health class. You've got nice animation, likeable characters who are good role models for children, a great voice cast, and even some pretty good songs. Is it the greatest cartoon ever? No. Is it the BEST cartoon that teaches you about safety? No, I personally find those Timon and Pumbaa shorts more entertaining. But Danger Rangers is still worth checking out, or at least showing your kids. You can find every episode on YouTube, with and without annotations.

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Let's Watch This: An Episode of "Pet Alien"

NOTE: Please do not take any of the little nitpicks in this review (or any of my other reviews, for that matter) seriously. I write these reviews in the hopes of making people laugh. Those nitpicks are really just dumb little observations that I'm attempting to make jokes out of, not complaints that add to whether or not I like something.

NOTE #2: No disrespect is meant towards anyone who worked on the show I am reviewing today. I'm sure they are all very nice and talented people.

NOTE #3: If you like this show, that is great. Go ahead and like it. I'm not judging you.

Y'know what my only memory of Pet Alien is? I think my family was in an airport and the show (or at least an ad for it) was playing on a TV there. That's it!

Considering that this show, created by Jeff Muncy, aired on Cartoon Network in the United States, it's strange that I never saw any of it when it was on. Premiering at some point in 2004, this is actually a very loose adaptation of a toyline that Jeff Muncy created in the 2000s. The theme song explains the show's premise: a thirteen-year-old boy named Tommy (voiced by Charlie Schlatter) has his life turned upside-down when a spaceship lands on the roof of his lighthouse. From that spaceship emerges five wacky aliens: dinosaur-like Dinko (Charlie Adler), gluttonous and dimwitted Gumpers (Jess Harnell), blue-skinned Swanky (also Jess Harnell), hyperactive parrot-esque Flip (also Charlie Adler), and Dinko's purple dog-ish pet Scruffy. With the exception of Scruffy, they're really not so much pets as they are houseguests.

Two seasons of Pet Alien were produced, making for a total of fifty-two episodes... unless you count each segment as a separate episode (this is one of those "each episode is two segments in one" shows), in which case there were one hundred and four. The show's reception online seems to be pretty mixed, there are some folks who like it and some folks who hate it. Which side will I fall on? Let's find out. We're going to be watching the seventh episode of the show, which consists of the segments "They Came From Outer Space" and "Tentacles of Terror". This is Pet Alien.

Let's Watch This: An Episode of "Goober and the Ghost Chasers"

NOTE: Please do not take any of the little nitpicks in this review (or any of my other reviews, for that matter) seriously. I write these reviews in the hopes of making people laugh. Those nitpicks are really just dumb little observations that I'm attempting to make jokes out of, not complaints that add to whether or not I like something.

NOTE #2: No disrespect is meant towards anyone who worked on the show I am reviewing today. I'm sure they are all very nice and talented people.

NOTE #3: If you like this show, that is great. Go ahead and like it. I'm not judging you.

Y'know what it's been a while since we've talked about? Scooby-Doo cash-grabs! As I stated before in my reviews of Jabberjaw and Fangface, Hanna-Barbera and Ruby-Spears greenlit dozens of cartoons in the 1970s that were basically just Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? except instead of a dog, it was, say, a wisecracking shark or an actual ghost or a sentient car or something. And that character would be the only truly unique part of the show.

Perhaps the most blatant of these cash-grabs was Goober and the Ghost Chasers. Why? Because its Scooby-Doo equivalent was still a dog!

They couldn't have at least made Goober, I dunno, a Komodo dragon or a musk ox? It HAD to be a dog? Why didn't you just call him "Not Scooby" or "Scooby-Two" while you were at it?

Well, anyhow, Goober and the Ghost Chasers aired for one season of sixteen episodes on ABC in 1973. Goober, voiced by Paul Winchell using his Tigger voice, is a goofy dog who traveled around with three teenagers named Fred... I mean, Ted (voiced by Jerry Dexter), Daphne... I mean, Tina (voiced by Jo Ann Harris), and Gilly (Ronnie Schell), who actually WASN'T a Shaggy knockoff personality-wise. They worked for Ghost Chaser magazine and encountered ghosts, using their fancy high-tech equipment to determine whether or not the ghost is real. Sometimes, they'd meet a real ghost who would help them defeat the fake ghost. That's kind of neat, I guess. Two things set Goober apart from Scooby: he could turn invisible (I don't think it's ever explained why) and even though he could talk to the audience, the humans in the show couldn't understand him (again, I don't think it's ever explained why). Also, characters from The Partridge Family frequently showed up. Apparently this is because Hanna-Barbera already had the actors on hand for a Partridge Family cartoon they were working on, and they figured having the characters appear in Goober would increase the chances of the show being a success.

I've never watched a single episode of this show - I don't know if reruns ever aired on Boomerang, which is how I was introduced to most of Hanna-Barbera's other cartoons (I loved their "Boomerang Zoo" block!). But you can find episodes of the show via the Internet Archive, which is a great place to go if you feel like watching Hanna-Barbera cartoons, so guess what? We're going to watch the seventh episode of the show, "The Haunted Wax Museum". This is Goober and the Ghost Chasers!

The episode starts off with our three human leads staring directly into our souls. This makes for a very eerie way to start the first episode of the show I've ever watched. Also, I know I said that Gilly wasn't a Shaggy knockoff personality-wise, but he SOUNDS a lot like Shaggy. In fact, he sounds more like Casey Kasem than any of the "modern" Shaggy voices I've heard (even Scott Innes!).

Is Tina actually an alien impersonating Carol Burnett?

Jeez, never thought I would type THAT sentence...

It's revealed that the teens and Goober are working on a jigsaw puzzle. They've almost completed it when Goober sneezes and sends the pieces flying everywhere. Either Goober has very powerful sneezes or those puzzle pieces are flimsily-made, because I don't think a sneeze should be enough to cause the whole puzzle to fall apart.

Gilly yells at Goober for messing up the puzzle, and then Goober does... this:

"Ooh, I think there was somethin' in those brownies I got from the shady guy in that alleyway..."

Before Gilly can yell at Goober some more, the gang gets a call from Laurie Partridge (Susan Dey). Apparently, the Partridges have a day off between concerts, so they thought it would be fun to visit the local wax museum. But there's something weird going on there...

Could it be that none of the other Partridges have their eyes colored in?

Why are wax museums always places where evil or creepy stuff goes on? I've never even been to a wax museum, but based on the fact that cartoons and moves always portray them as the lairs of crazy villains who trap people in wax to put on display, I don't think I'd want to even if there WAS one near me.

Anyway, Laurie thinks that the wax museum is haunted. And considering that a Marie Antoinette statue suddenly walks off the little staircase it's been posing on, she might be on the money.

GAH! Those pupils! Something tells me Laurie is scarier than any of the ghosts
we're going to see in this episode...

"Okay, gang! Let's get out the equipment and get moving!" Ted declares. After making sure they have everything they need in their "Apparition Apparatus", the gang heads out.

Take a look at the Ghost Chasers' car. Not exactly the Mystery Machine, is it?

It looks like a giant litter box.

When they get to the wax museum, they are greeted by the owner, Mr. Willy Waxman... who, judging from the permanent evil sneer on his face, is totally gonna be the episode's villain. He tells them that the museum is closed and that there's no one inside but his wax figures. Suspicious, is it not?

Did the animators run out of white paint before they could color in the characters' eyes?

Ted thinks it's strange that the Partridges apparently left the museum before they got there. Adding to the confusion, the Partridges' bus is still parked nearby. Now, I've never seen the original Partridge Family show (it went off the air years before I was born) so I had to use Google to make sure the Partridges really did have a bus like this in the original show. Sure enough, they did. Very bold of the Partridges to have Piet Mondrian paint their bus for them.

The paint job in the cartoon is slightly different, though - in live action, it was all reds, blues, whites and yellows. But hey, why should the OTHER colors of the rainbow be left out?

I don't have a car, but if I did, I'd probably paint it to look like that. It'd make finding it in a
parking lot very easy.

The three Ghost-Chasers and their dog sneak into the museum through the back (I guess Mr. Waxman didn't lock the back door for whatever reason), and Axl Heck... I mean, Ted suggests that they split up to find the Partridges. Gilly will go off with Goober and Ted will go off with Tina, presumably so they can go make out in a closet or something. Gilly and Goober don't find the Partridges, but they DO find Marie Antoinette... or rather, her g-g-g-g-GHOST!

So, is the idea that the ghost of Marie Antoinette possessed the wax figure of her that
Mr. Waxman built, or did the statue just come to life on its own? I'm not sure...

Goober makes a run for it, but Gilly does not - like I said, he's not a total Shaggy clone. Instead, he attempts to take a picture of Ghost Marie, and Goober needs to run back over and carry him off. TV Tropes compares this to Scooby and Scrappy-Doo's dynamic - and this show actually PREDATES Scrappy!

Goober must be stronger than he looks if he can carry Gilly like that.

Eventually, Goober and Gilly meet back up with Ted and Tina, and they discuss the situation while driving around in little buggies. Gilly complains that he could've gotten a great photo of her if it weren't for Goober... y'know what, I've decided that I don't like Gilly. He's an ungrateful pill. To be fair, though, what exactly could Marie Antoinette's ghost do to Gilly? Let him eat cake?

Coincidentally enough, the gang runs into the Partridges, and now they just have to find a way out. And for some reason they decide to leave Chris (Brian Forster) and Tracy (Suzanne Crough) in the "Children's Favorites" section of the museum while they look for an exit... wait a minute, WHAT? You're in a museum that seems to be HAUNTED, and you're just going to leave two kids alone while you go off looking for an exit? You might as well just put signs reading "HEY, EPISODE'S VILLAIN - KIDNAP US!" on them! Haven't you ever heard of "safety in numbers"? And if you're looking for a way out, here's an idea - why not the way you came in? The back door, presumably?

"All right, this is a stick-up! Hand over the money or the Partridge Family gets it!"

Just to make sure it's safe, Ted scans the room with his "specter detector". It claims that there are no ghosts inside, just wax statues of characters like Little Bo Peep, Robin Hood, and Davy Crockett. "This should be the safest place for them," Ted says. "Besides, we'll be right back." Again, I think it's a really bad idea to leave these two kids alone in what appears to be A HAUNTED BUILDING. Can't you at least leave Goober with 'em just in case?

After abandoning Chris and Tracy (Danny and Laurie, you are not going to be winning any "Sibling of the Year" awards), the others head off to find a way out, unaware that they're being watched - by Mr. Willy Waxman. Yep, he's the bad guy. And here's something else that might surprise you: Goober is a DOG.

"In case you're wondering why the lower half of my body has mysteriously vanished,
I'm not going to tell you... because I honestly have no idea either. The abilities of the 1970s
cartoon villain are an enigma."

The Ghost Chasers promptly run into another sentient wax figure, Blackbeard.

Here's a joke for you: what do you get when you cross a pirate with a deer?
A buck-aneer! Please laugh. I'm trying so hard...

For some reason, none of the Ghost Chasers are freaked out by the fact that what's either a ghost or a wax figure that came to life is standing in front of them and claiming that they'll "rue the day" they met him. Another one of Goober's sneezes sends Blackbeard flying backwards, prompting Gilly to yell at him again... okay, I swear he just called Goober "Scoob". Did Gilly forget what cartoon he was in for a second?

When Blackbeard returns, Gilly starts taking pictures of him, apparently too stupid to realize that the pirate means them harm. "He's ridick-alick-alick-alick-aleh!" Goober points out, his only line in the episode thus far. Hey, Goober, just a suggestion - let Blackbeard abduct Gilly. He's just going to yell at you again if you DO try to rescue him.

That is one ugly dog...

Goober saves Gilly, then tells the audience, "This guy with the beard-o is a real weird-o." Goober, you need to fire the guy who's writing your material. I think even Yogi Bear would be cringing at that. Well anyhow, Goober, Gilly, and Danny (Danny Bonaduce) hide out in a room with a statue of Montezuma in it. "If I didn't know better, I'd say it was my agent's wife," Danny quips. Okay, see, Goober, THAT'S funny. Maybe you should have DANNY write your material.

While Goober is goofing around with Montezuma's headdress, Willy Waxman shows up and some WHACKY SHENANIGANS ensue.

"Goober, what are you doing on the ceiling?"

"Oh, y'know, just hangin' around..."

"Boooooooooooo!"

"I'm warning you! You and your meddling friends better leave here immediately! Or you may never leave here at all! Understand?!" Mr. Waxman declares. Meanwhile, back in the "Children's Favorites" section, Chris and Tracy go inside the house of that woman who lived in a shoe and discover an escalator that takes them to... well, we don't see what the room looks like. Instead, we cut back to Ted, Tina, and Laurie, who pop inside the "Hall of Royalty" and discover that the wax Cleopatra statue is alive as well.

Was Cleopatra a redhead?

Ted and Tina attempt to start up an interview with Cleopatra, but she's not exactly in an "answering questions" mood. Then they encounter more sentient wax figures - like Attila the Hun, who turns out to have a tape recorder under his armor. Which explains why Attila's lips weren't moving when he talked (I figured it was just an animation error), but if ALL of the wax figures had tape recorders in 'em, how come Cleopatra's lips DID move?

Gilly, Danny, and Goober meet back up with the others, and then Tina notices that there's a diamond hidden behind Goober's ear. "That must've fallen off of Montezuma's headdress when Goober was wearing it!" Gilly points out. Ted declares that they should find Chris and Tracy and then get out of the museum ASAP, but when they head back to the "Children's Favorites" section, they don't see Chris and Tracy anywhere. Gee, maybe you shouldn't have left them alone in a HAUNTED MUSEUM, idiots.

So now that they've got two missing kids on their hands, what do the Ghost Chasers Plus Two Partridges do? Split up again, of course! Which leads to Gilly, Danny and Goober running into Montezuma, who is all "RETURN MY DIAMOND OR ELSE!". Goober decides to mess with him a little.

"Phyllis Diller called, she wants her hat back!"

We then cut back to Ted, Tina, and Laurie, who encounter Cleopatra again. After escaping from her, they meet back up with Gilly, Danny and Goober, then they all hide out in the "Hall of History". But wouldn't you know it, Goober's sneezes give them away - and blow off Cleopatra's head, revealing that she's actually Mr. Waxman in disguise!

"It looks like someone's been playing games with us!" Ted says. So what's Mr. Waxman's motivation? Well, he was a vaudeville star whose shtick was that he could disguise himself as somebody else in the blink of an eye, from Marie Antoinette to Blackbeard to Montezuma to Magilla Gorilla's sister.

...I've got nothing.

For once, the good guys do something smart and run off while Waxman is dancing around in his ape costume, much to his outrage. Then Goober finds a secret panel in the wall that allows them to find Chris and Tracy.

Sorry, kids, but they're not holding auditions for The Incredibles yet.

Chris and Tracy show them where they found the masks they're wearing - the waxworks where they make the statues. Turns out, the museum is a front for a gang of jewel thieves, who are loading the statues with real jewels. And since it's been established that Willy Waxman is EEEEEEEEEEEE-VIL, he must be the leader of the jewel thieves.

"Say hello to my two henchmen, who didn't show up earlier because... actually, I have
no idea where they were!"

The two henchmen manage to corner Ted, Tina, Laurie, Danny, and Gilly, but Goober subjects them to more WHACKY SHENANIGANS and then knocks over the waxworks with another sneeze. Dear lord, how strong are this dog's sneezes? The villains wind up trapped in their own wax, and Chris and Tracy called up the police. The day is saved, they've got a great story for their magazine, and Goober still has a cold. Somebody get this dog some Tylenol.

"Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Uh, I mean, Goober-Doober-Doo!"

What's the Verdict?

Goober and the Ghost Chasers has very little going for it. There's nothing here we haven't already seen done better in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? or one of the other Scooby-Doo copycats Hanna-Barbera has produced.

The characters? Utterly flat. Ted and Tina are just Fred and Daphne 5.0, and I really didn't like Gilly. Even Goober is a really blah character, basically just being an uglier Scooby-Doo minus the big appetite and with the "turning invisible" shtick that really doesn't have any reason or point to exist. He barely even talks, and when he DOES talk nothing out of his mouth is funny, meaning that Paul Winchell is pretty much wasted as his voice.

All of the jokes - not just the ones involving Goober, ALL OF THEM - are extremely unfunny. The animation is typical mediocre 1970s Hanna-Barbera animation - fine for the most part, but errors abound (they actually didn't do the animation for the show, it was farmed out to Eric Porter Studios in Australia). The Partridge Family doesn't add much to the show. And on top of that, this episode is looooooooooooooooong. Needlessly long. You could've cut one of the "let's have the characters split up" scenes and I think the episode would've been better off for it. And hey, now that I think about it, what was the point of the tape recorder thing when all of the other wax figures were revealed to be Mr. Waxman in disguise? Was it supposed to be a red herring?

So, yeah. Would I recommend watching Goober and the Ghost Chasers? No. Is it an AWFUL show? Again, no. Is it the worst Hanna-Barbera show ever? Far from it. It's not nearly as stupid as Yo Yogi or as dull as something like CB Bears. But I doubt I'll be watching any more episodes.

And for what it's worth, Hanna-Barbera isn't the only animation studio that's copied themselves. Warner Bros. made a show where the whole premise was "these characters are just the Looney Tunes characters, but younger and they aren't actually the Looney Tunes characters". How many times now has Disney done had a character in their movies that's a hoofed animal who acts like a dog? And then there's DreamWorks... people liked Gingy from Shrek, so they included MORE "cute little character with a high-pitched voice who's put in peril for comedic purposes" characters in at least two other films (the shrimp in Shark Tale and Mort in Madagascar). So how come Hanna-Barbera is getting singled out?