Things I am not going to review

I get a lot of requests for cartoons and animated movies to review. I try to fulfill these requests, but sometimes I find myself unable to for one reason or another... or I just don't want to review whatever it is that they're requesting. So, to nip things in the bud, here's a list of things that I am not going to do a review of so please don't ask for it.

Things I am not going to review:

- Foodfight! (2012)

Reason why: A lot of people have already reviewed it, I don't think I have anything new to bring to the table.

- Fanboy and Chum-Chum

Reason why: Never liked this show, even when it was on, I'd rather not watch it again.

- Planet Sheen

Reason why: Same reason as Fanboy and Chum Chum.

- The Brothers Flub

Reason why: Tried to write a review of it, but the episode I watched wasn't giving me enough joke material.

- Eek! The Cat

Reason why: Same reason as The Brothers Flub.

- Teamo Supremo

Reason why: Same reason as The Brothers Flub and Eek! The Cat.

- The Bubsy pilot

Reason why: Same reason as Foodfight!.

- Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island

Reason why: Never seen a single episode of this show, and I think I'd like to keep it that way.

- Shark Tale (2004)

Reason why: Same reason as Foodfight! and the Bubsy pilot. My recommendation would be to just watch the Cartoon Hero's review of it.

- Dave the Barbarian

Reason why: Sorry, this is one of those cases where I tried to write a review but it just wasn't giving me enough joke material. I agree it's a funny show.

- The Groovenians

Reason why: Same reason as Foodfight!, Shark Tale, and the Bubsy pilot.

- Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)
Reason why: Actually, this ISN'T because a lot of people have already reviewed it. It's because I've heard it's incredibly creepy, and I don't do well with creepiness. Not even having Martin Short and Kelsey Grammer in it is enough to draw me in.

- Super Dave: Daredevil For Hire

Reason why: Another cartoon that I tried to write a review of, but the episode gave me very little joke material.

- Happy Feet Two (2011)

Reason why: I tried. Couldn't get enough joke material.

- The Powerpuff Girls Reboot

Reason why: I refuse to watch a single episode of this show out of principle.

- Teen Titans Go!

Reason why: First of all, I try not to review cartoons that are still running. Second of all, I'm really just apathetic to the show at this point - I'm just exhausted by all the hatred it gets online. Maybe it's because I'm not even a huge fan of the original Teen Titans, but I really just don't have it in me to go all Mr. Enter on the show.

- Johnny Test

Reason why: Call me crazy, but I actually like this show despite its flaws. Besides, a lot of people have already reviewed it.

- The Alpha and Omega sequels

Reason why: I didn't like the first one, so what reason do I have to watch the apparently worse sequels?

- The sequel to Monster Family

Reason why: Same reason - didn't like the first one, why bother watching the second?

- Allen Gregory
Reason why: This is another case where the show's negative reputation online scares me away from watching an episode of it.

- Any of the My Little Pony cartoons

Reason why: Embarassingly enough, I was a Brony at one point. Stopped watching Friendship Is Magic around Season 4, then realized it was never really as good as everyone made it out to be (the only characters I still like are Twilight, Spike, and Fluttershy). I'd rather avoid watching another episode of it, and since I'm not a Brony, I have no reason to despise the supposedly more saccharine and girly pre-Friendship Is Magic shows simply for not being Friendship Is Magic (I'm really just apathetic towards them).

- The Beagles
Reason why: Couldn't get enough joke material out of it. Apologies to all three (maybe four) of you Beagles fans out there.

- The Problem Solverz

Reason why: Too scared of what it would do to my eyeballs.

- Yo Yogi!

Reason why: Huge Hanna-Barbera fan, but I'll admit this one is lame. A lot of other people already reviewed it, I doubt I could say anything new about it (other than "well, at least it's better than Jellystone!").

- Mulan 2 (2004)

Reason why: Never watched it. The film's negative reputation online scares me away.

- Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
Reason why: You guessed it - a lot of people have already reviewed it, I've got nothing new to bring to the table.

- Norm of the North (2016)

Reason why: I remember the ads for this looking lousy, and a lot of other people have already reviewed it, so...

- Either of the Space Chimps movies

Reason why: I watched the first one in 2008 and thought it was lousy. I have no desire to watch it again. And I've heard the sequel is even worse.

- Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (2011)

Reason why: I remember liking the first Hoodwinked! (though I haven't watched it in years), never saw this one but I've watched reviews of it... yeah, from what I've seen, it's pretty bad. I'd rather not watch it.

- Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

Reason why: Once again, a lot of people have already reviewed it. I have nothing new to add to the table.
- Anything made by Video Brinquedo
Reason why: I'm not touching any of these with a ten foot pole.

- Anything made by Dingo Pictures
Reason why: Same reason. I have much better things to do with my time than watch any of these movies.

- Anything made by The Asylum

Reason why: Again, same reason.

- Anything made by Spark Plug Entertainment

Reason why: Take a wild guess.

- The Emoji Movie (2017)

Reason why: Too easy a target.

- Robot and Monster

Reason why: Sorry, tried to do a review of it, thought it was alright but it wasn't giving me enough joke material.

- ALF: The Animated Series

Reason why: Another one where I tried but couldn't get enough joke material out of it. Maybe I'll try to write a review of that ALF Tales spinoff show at some point, I don't know...

- The Magic Voyage (1992)

Reason why: Just rewatch the Nostalgia Critic's review.