Things I am not going to review

I get a lot of requests for cartoons and animated movies to review. I try to fulfill these requests, but sometimes I find myself unable to for one reason or another... or I just don't want to review whatever it is that they're requesting. So, to nip things in the bud, here's a list of things that I am not going to do a review of so please don't ask for it.

Things I am not going to review because a lot of people have already reviewed them, thus I don't have anything new to add to the table:

- Foodfight!

- The Bubsy pilot

- Shark Tale

- The Groovenians

- Yo Yogi!

- A Troll in Central Park

- Rock-a-Doodle

- The Magic Voyage

- Norm of the North

- Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

- Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure

- Felix the Cat: The Movie

- Any of the animated Titanic movies

- We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

- Eight Crazy Nights

Things I am not going to review because I never liked them even when they were on or first released, so I'd rather not watch them again:

- Fanboy and Chum-Chum

- Planet Sheen

- Space Chimps (and I'm not reviewing the sequel either)

- The Garfield Show

Things I tried to write a review of, but couldn't get enough joke material out of:

- The Brothers Flub

- Eek! The Cat

- Mike, Lu and Og

- Kid vs. Kat

- Teamo Supremo

- Dave the Barbarian

- Super Dave: Daredevil For Hire

- Avenger Penguins

- Happy Feet Two (2011)

- The Flintstones Kids

- The Beagles

- Robot and Monster

- ALF: The Animated Series

- Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

- The Cramp Twins

- Kick Buttowski

- Bounty Hamster

- Skippy: Adventures in Bushtown

- Space Cats

- Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)

- Family Dog

- The Mighty B!

- Zeke's Pad

- Catscratch

- The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

- Flying Rhino Junior High

- The Brady Kids

- The Missing Lynx (2008)

- Yabba-Dabba-Dinosaurs!

- The Stuart Little cartoon

- Fleabag Monkeyface

- Sea Level (2011)

- The Raccoons

- Waynehead

- Urban Vermin

- Rise of the Guardians (2012)

- The Archie Show

- The Neverending Story cartoon

Things I am not going to review for other reasons:

- Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island

Reason why: Never seen a single episode of this show, and I think I'd like to keep it that way.

- Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)
Reason why: Actually, this ISN'T because a lot of people have already reviewed it. It's because I've heard it's incredibly creepy, and I don't do well with creepiness. Not even having Martin Short and Kelsey Grammer in it is enough to draw me in.

- The Powerpuff Girls Reboot

Reason why: I refuse to watch a single episode of this show out of principle.

- Teen Titans Go!

Reason why: First of all, I try not to review cartoons that are still running. Second of all, I'm really just apathetic to the show at this point - I'm just exhausted by all the hatred it gets online. Maybe it's because I'm not even a huge fan of the original Teen Titans, but I really just don't have it in me to go all Mr. Enter on the show.

- Johnny Test

Reason why: Call me crazy, but I actually like this show despite its flaws. Besides, a lot of people have already reviewed it.

- The Alpha and Omega sequels

Reason why: I didn't like the first one, so what reason do I have to watch the apparently worse sequels?

- The sequel to Monster Family

Reason why: Same reason - didn't like the first one, why bother watching the second?

- Allen Gregory
Reason why: This is another case where the show's negative reputation online scares me away from watching an episode of it.

- Any of the My Little Pony cartoons

Reason why: Embarassingly enough, I was a Brony at one point. Stopped watching Friendship Is Magic around Season 4, then realized it was never really as good as everyone made it out to be (the only characters I still like are Twilight, Spike, and Fluttershy). I'd rather avoid watching another episode of it, and since I'm not a Brony, I have no reason to despise the supposedly more saccharine and girly pre-Friendship Is Magic shows simply for not being Friendship Is Magic (I'm really just apathetic towards them).

- The Problem Solverz

Reason why: Too scared of what it would do to my eyeballs.

- Mulan 2 (2004)

Reason why: Never watched it. The film's negative reputation online scares me away.

- Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (2011)

Reason why: I remember liking the first Hoodwinked! (though I haven't watched it in years), never saw this one but I've watched reviews of it... yeah, from what I've seen, it's pretty bad. I'd rather not watch it.

- Anything made by Video Brinquedo
Reason why: I'm not touching any of these with a ten foot pole.

- Anything made by Dingo Pictures
Reason why: Same reason. I have much better things to do with my time than watch any of these movies.

- Anything made by The Asylum

Reason why: Again, same reason.

- Anything made by Spark Plug Entertainment

Reason why: Take a wild guess.

- The Emoji Movie (2017)

Reason why: Too easy a target.