Let's Watch This: "Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search For Christopher Robin" (1997)

I don't know why I haven't brought this up until now: I love Winnie the Pooh. He's my favorite Disney character. I've loved the character since I was a baby. And people all around the world love Winnie the Pooh, too. During the 1990s and 2000s, the bear was one of the biggest cash cows Disney had. You could find lots of merchandise...

Multiple TV shows...

Theme park attractions...

And, of course, movies. DisneyToon Studios was churning out movie after movie featuring Pooh Bear. Some were released in theaters, others direct-to-video.

I plan on doing reviews of many of these movies, but I thought a good place to start would be one of the first Winnie the Pooh movies released since The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh back in 1977. That movie is Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search For Christopher Robin (or, as it's also been called, Winnie the Pooh's Most Grand Adventure).

This film was released on August 5th, 1997. Amazingly, it got a lot of negative reviews, with people calling it "treacly" and "tedious". However, there were some positive reviews, and nowadays the film is looked at fondly by those online. But, in my opinion, you can never have enough positive reviews of Winnie the Pooh productions, so let's give the movie a watch.

Our movie begins once upon the last day of a golden summer. The narrator (David Warner) tells us that this story is about a boy and a bear. The bear, of course, is Winnie the Pooh, voiced by Jim Cummings. The boy, of course, is Christopher Robin (voiced by Brady Bluhum). Together, the two have had many marvelous adventures in the Hundred Acre Wood. But their most grand adventure, the narrator says, is still to begin.

Yes, crossing over a river is a most grand adventure indeed.

"Today," Pooh says as he walks through the wood, "I believe, is a good day for being Pooh. And here," he adds as he approaches a tree, "I should say, is a good place for being Pooh."

Christopher Robin arrives, and Pooh tells him that he's just in time for the best part of the day - "the part where you and me becomes we." Christopher Robin says that there's something he has to tell Pooh. Pooh asks if it's a nice thing. Christopher Robin replies that no, it isn't. "Then it can wait," Pooh insists. "It can? For how long?" Christopher Robin asks. "For ever and ever," Pooh replies.

Thus begins the first song, "Forever and Ever". It's a very sweet song, which just a touch of wistfulness. There's not much to say about it, but at one point Pooh and Christopher Robin get chased by bees, only to escape on a convenient nearby raft.

Good thing that raft just so happened to be nearby.

And so, for the rest of the day, Pooh and Christopher Robin have a good time. But by the time the sun is setting, Christopher Robin has forgotten what it is that he needs to tell Pooh.

As they approach the tree where they met at the beginning of the movie, Christopher Robin mentions that they haven't done "nothing" yet. Pooh asks, "What exactly IS doing nothing?" Pooh, you've already been over this at the end of The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, you need Christopher Robin to remind you? Anyhow, Christopher Robin explains that it means "going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

I'm getting a Calvin and Hobbes vibe from this scene.

Christopher Robin apparently remembered what it was that he needs to tell Pooh, and he tries to explain it in a way that doesn't involve straight-up saying it because if he DID straight-up say it, we wouldn't have a plot. Pooh admits that if there ever came a day when Christopher Robin wasn't around, he'd probably have some problems. What would he do if he weren't brave enough, or strong enough? Christopher Robin tells him to remember this - "You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Dang, I can't even make jokes about this scene. I just can't do it. It's just such a sweet, beautiful scene, and Jim Cummings and Brady Bluhum give such wonderful performances, and Pooh, how can I possibly make a joke about Pooh? This isn't going to be a very funny review, is it?

"But the most important thing is," Christopher Robin adds as Pooh falls asleep, "Even if we're apart, I'll always be with you..."

The next morning, Pooh wakes up to discover that it's the first day of autumn. Pooh loves autumn. I guess that's one place where we don't agree, I'm not too fond of autumn. It's better than winter, though, I'll give it that. Pooh is so excited that he jumps out the door, into a pile of leaves... and finds a honey pot.

It's got a bow-tie, too, for some reason.

What Pooh doesn't know as he opens up the pot and prepares to eat the honey inside is that there's a note attached to it. And when he opens the pot, some honey spills out and gets all over the note. But then it occurs to Pooh that the honey pot could belong to somebody else, but he's not one-hundred percent sure. Thus, he decides to find Christopher Robin. But when he arrives at the tree, he discovers that Christopher Robin isn't there.

"Christopher Robin? Are you here? Are you there? Are you...
anywhere?"

Pooh goes to Piglet (John Fiedler)'s house to tell him about Christopher Robin's not being around, only to find Piglet climbing to the very top of the tree where his house is located. He's doing just what Christopher Robin said he should do - he's trying to conquer his fear of heights. However, there's a pretty good chance that it could conquer him first.

Look on the bright side, Piglet. You're a stuffed animal, so if
you fall, it's not like you'll break any bones.

Then Tigger, voiced by Paul Winchell, arrives and tries to calm Piglet's nerves. "There's no difference between plungin' ten thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumblin' out of bed," he says. "Except for the splat at the end, they're prack-tic-kally similar." This does not make Piglet feel any less afraid, so Tigger decides to bounce up there and get Piglet down. Problem is, Tigger's tail doesn't feel like cooperating today and with each bounce he's not able to reach Piglet.

Tigger does not approve of this situation.

Eventually the branch that Piglet's on breaks, and he winds up falling right on top of Tigger. Then it starts raining acorns.

How many acorns were IN that tree?

Meanwhile, Rabbit (Ken Sansom) is having difficulty with a carrot that he's trying to pull out of his garden. "It doesn't matter if YOU think you're not ripe!" he tells it, not realizing that carrots aren't sentient and thus he's wasting his time yelling at it. "This is RABBIT'S GARDEN! And Rabbit does his harvesting BY THE BOOK!" Which book? Why, The Bunny's Farm Companion, of course!

The triumphant music they added here is a nice touch.

According to the book, the first day of autumn is Harvest Day, but before Rabbit can realize that he's yelling at a carrot and wonder why he's screaming at an inanimate object, he gets caught in the acorn avalanche that's carrying Pooh, Piglet and Tigger towards Eeyore (Peter Cullen)'s house, which it promptly knocks down.

Eeyore, word of advice... get some cement or something
that'll make those sticks less prompt to falling over. Trust me.

Pooh asks Rabbit if he knows where Christopher Robin is, but Rabbit has no idea where he is or who the honey pot that Pooh found belongs to. Tigger initially says that it's his, but then remembers that he hates honey. "It isn't mine," Eeyore pipes up. "Then again, few things are." "If only I could find Christopher Robin," Pooh sighs, "He could tell me who it is." Rabbit suggests simply reading the note that the pot came with. But Pooh can't read, so he has some difficulty with that.

"Bother. I can't read this note. It's written in cursive."

Pooh asks Rabbit if HE can read the note. And after making this face...

A screencap that sums Rabbit's entire personality up in a
nutshell.

Rabbit claims that he could read the note with his eyes closed. He tries to read it... and spends the next few seconds yammering in gibberish. His friends are all extremely confused, and he decides to blame his not being able to read it on Tigger for bouncing him before.

Cut to Owl (Andre Stojka)'s house. Owl is able to read the note... sort of. "Dear Pooh,  it begins," he says, "Worry about me. I am going far away. Help." And the note has Christopher Robin's signature. The others are horrified, especially Pooh. "Christopher Robin?" he says, looking out the window at that tree from before. "My very best, best friend? It simply can not be... whatever will I do?" Piglet comforts him by saying that until Christopher Robin returns, he could always fill the role of being Pooh's bestest best friend. Tigger adds that if Piglet ever gets tired of being Pooh's bestest best friend, he and Eeyore could take over. "Oh, thank you," Pooh says as he gives them a hug, "But you already are the best of my best friends. You see, you and I can do anything. But only Christopher Robin and I can do nothing..."

I don't know why, but I love Tigger's expression here.

But wait! Owl has found the part of the note where Christopher Robin says where he went. And he's horrified, for the place that Christopher Robin went is somewhere bad. How bad? "On a scale of one to ten," he proclaims, closing the curtains, "It's not good." Christopher Robin has gone to S-C-H-O-O-L... a place known as SKULL! And as somebody who's had to go there day after day for years, I can confirm that S-C-H-O-O-L is somewhere bad.

"Skull? What sort of place is that?" Pooh asks. "Well, from the very sound of it, one can tell it's a most forbidden and far-away place," Owl replies. "Then we must help Christopher Robin!" Pooh exclaims. "Help him get back! To here! And us! And me." "Then it's a quest, is it?!" Owl says happily as he rushes off to make them a map, "Ha ha, that's the spirit! Ooh, the nobility of it! A long and dangerous journey into the great unknown! Of course, you'll need a map."

Piglet doesn't like the sound of a journey that's d-d-d-dangerous. Especially when Owl brings up the chances of running into Heffalumps, Woozles, Jagulars, and the fabled Skullosaurus. What's a Skullosaurus? He doesn't say.

Andre Stojka is clearly having fun doing this scene.

But as he tells his nervous friends, without a monster or two it's barely a quest, merely a gaggle of friends wandering about. "Oh-ho-ho-ho, how I envy you! Not everyone has a chance to face the unspeakable terrors of the great unknown!" he says just before launching into the next song, "Adventure is a Wonderful Thing". God, I love this song. I love the surreal visuals, I love Andre Stojka's bombastic performance, I love how into it Owl is... words don't do it justice. So here are some screencaps...

So after Owl's epic musical number, our heroes cross over into the part of the woods that Owl calls "the Great Unknown". "It was the start of their quest to find Christopher Robin," the Narrator says. "They would find him, Owl said, if they made it through the woods. For the woods, Owl said, were filled with Heffalumps and Woozles and... who know how much worse?" After making it through the woods, Pooh points out this large rock.

If you're here, you're where monsters are.

According to the map, this is the "Upside-Down Rock", and it's a popular place for monsters. As if on cue, they hear a growling noise that they think is coming from the woods they just went through. "What was that?" Piglet asks with a nervous smile. "Sounded too hungry for a Heffalump..." Tigger says. "Too plump for a Jagular... I'd say it's a big old... buggy-eyed... saber-toothy... Skullosaurus!" Everybody is panicking, and Pooh has no idea what to do. After he, Tigger, Piglet, and Eeyore run around screaming for a while, Rabbit decides to take charge. He decides that the best way to get the Skullosaurus off their trail is by cutting through a nearby meadow.

And by meadow, I mean a large forest of thorns.

I thought briar patches were where rabbits were "born and
bred".

Rabbit, as you might have guessed, has no idea what he's doing, but he's not going to let his friends know that. "No Skullosaurus would dare follow us in here!" he claims... right before they hear another growl, which prompts Piglet to make a run for it. Eventually, he arrives at a nice, peaceful spot where the sun is shining, birds are singing, butterflies are fluttering about, and there are flowers and rushing waterfalls galore. As his friends catch up with him, Piglet comes across some squeaky noise-making butterflies that take a liking to him and begin to lift him off the ground.

It would seem that the butterflies have gotten carried away.

Get it? Carried away? Because they're... yeah, I know.

Pooh tries to calm Piglet down by trying to remember what Christopher Robin said before, but he's having difficulty. Long story short, the butterflies bug off (no pun intended) and Rabbit winds up having Pooh and Piglet fall on top of him. Piglet is still bummed about how he's not brave, but Pooh gives him a pep-talk.

This way and that way the map leads them to all of the places that Christopher Robin isn't and to none of the places that he is. Pooh notices the Forbidden Mountains where Christopher Robin supposedly is in the distance, but Rabbit believes that they must follow the map if they are to find them... in fact, he's so convinced that the map knows all and sees all (despite being written by a scatterbrain like Owl) that he launches into a musical number, "If It Says So". The song is all about how great the map is and how they must do what it says. Why are we doing a song about a map? I don't know, ask Rabbit.

"All hail the map!"

My favorite part of the song is the random directional signs that keep popping out of the ground.

The map winds up tearing in two after the song, and one half floats away in the breeze. "After that map!" Tigger shouts before giving chase. He winds up chasing it to a creaky old log that serves as a bridge over a dangerous chasm. Tigger isn't able to bounce high enough to catch the map, and starts to doubt his bouncing ability. Eventually, the log gives way, and Tigger winds up clinging to the log as it becomes stuck farther down.

"Don't worry, Tigger," Pooh chuckles. "Christopher Robin said I just have to remember, uh, you're taller than a beam? Or was it 'slower than whipped cream'?" Eventually, Pooh reaches down to help Tigger out, and that leads to them all forming a chain and dangling into the chasm.

"I've heard of cliffhangers, but this is ridiculous!"

Eeyore accidentally lets go of the vine that he's holding onto with his teeth, and they all wind up falling into the chasm and landing in a mud pit. Fortunately, no one is harmed. And they have the second half of the map, too. There's just one problem - the Skullosaurus is apparently nearby, as they can hear it growling. So they all make a run for it.

We then cut to our heroes in a fog. Rabbit has no idea where they're going... apparently, he's realized that the map isn't much help after all. "Now, if Christopher Robin were here, what would he say?" Rabbit asks the others. "Well, if Christopher Robin were here, he'd say... THAT RABBIT CAN'T FUNCTION IN THIS HUMIDITY! AND IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! THIS FOG ISN'T EVEN ON THE MAP! AND THAT... that Rabbit isn't smart enough to figure out where to go or what to do..." Poor Rabbit is doubting himself, so Pooh tries to cheer him up by telling him what Christopher Robin told him before... he thinks it was "You're smarter when you're pink." So apparently Piglet is the smartest resident of the Hundred Acre Wood.

"I don't know where we are," Rabbit admits glumly. "And I haven't known for hours. I've failed us all." "I believe I have as well," Pooh adds. "Let's face it," Tigger groans, "Without Christopher Robin, we don't have a chance of finding Christopher Robin." Pooh spots a nearby cave and suggests they all sleep in there until the fog clears. As they walk towards the cave, Eeyore gets another great line: "End of the line... nothing to do... no hope of anything gettin' better... sounds like Saturday Night at my house."

I'm glad Eeyore gave us that joke, because this next scene is a big tear-gusher. It starts off innocently enough, with Rabbit unable to sleep thanks to how cold it is, plus Tigger is snoring and giggling in his sleep. Then he notices that Pooh has wandered outside...

I'm not even going to make a joke here.

"I've tried to find you, Christopher Robin," Pooh bemoans. "I've looked all the places you weren't... I just can't find the places you are... but I know where you are where I am not... then where am I? I wish you were here to tell me... Perhaps if I were to wish very, very hard..." This leads to the movie's most well-known song, "Wherever You Are". This is one of the most beautiful Disney songs ever written. I can't even begin to describe how powerful it is. Major props towards Jim Cummings, because his performance of this song is one of his greatest performances ever.

As Pooh falls asleep, Rabbit comes over and places the map over him like a blanket. The next morning, Piglet emerges from the cave and freaks out upon discovering that the cave they were in was part of Skull.

So Skull is basically just a Discount Cave of Wonders?

"Christopher Robin is in the eye of THAT thing?" Tigger asks. "How are we supposed to get up there?" "By going... in there?" Pooh suggests, pointing into the mouth of the cave. It might be dark, and frightful, and they have no idea what they'll find, but they have to do it for Christopher Robin.

So they venture deeper and deeper into the cave, and eventually come across a fork in the road of sorts. Pooh gets an idea - maybe they should all go in different directions. So off Rabbit goes in one direction, and off Piglet goes in another, and off Tigger goes in another, and so on.

Apparently Skull has a volcano in it, too. If not, where are
the gasses coming from?

They all wind up having weird shenanigans happen to them. For example, Rabbit winds up falling into a subterranean tunnel.

I don't know why, but I find this part hilarious.

Eventually Rabbit, Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet wind up colliding in a part of Skull where giant crystals form the walls. Pooh has walked behind those crystals, and they assume that his distorted reflection is the Skullosaurus and make a run for it. After that, Pooh winds up falling down a slide. The others believe that the Skullosaurus ate their friend, but of course he's fine - just stuck.

Then Rabbit discovers the eye of the Skull.

Which eye? The Skull has two of them.

Rabbit decides that he could try to think of a plan... for Pooh. Upon hearing this, Pooh says, "Thank you, Rabbit." If he can hear Rabbit, why can't they hear him? Well, anyhow, Rabbit is able to come up with an idea - Tigger could bounce Piglet up to a ledge, then Piglet could toss down a long vine that they could use to climb up to the eye and save Christopher Robin. Tigger and Piglet are worried they can't do it, but decide to do it for Pooh.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SuperTigger!

Well, they're able to pull it off, and apparently they still don't notice Pooh stuck in the crystals nearby. Speaking of which, Pooh manages to get free... and winds up falling into a deep, dark cavern... giant oysters?

I think they're actually rocks...

Pooh tries to escape, but can't climb the walls. "Bother," he moans. "I believe, if there is no way out... then I shall have to stay in. No more friends... no more Christopher Robin... no more 'we'... if only I hadn't forgotten what he asked me to remember. Oh, Christopher Robin, if you could've just seen Piglet. He was braver than he believes. And Tigger, he was stronger than he seems. And Rabbit was much smarter than he thinks." Then he hears Christopher Robin's voice reminding him that he'll always be with him. "It's a rather puzzling thing, but it's almost as if you've never left me... but that can't be... can it? Or can it?" Pooh asks, staring into the pot of honey. "Perhaps you ARE here. Even if we're apart, we all together. Then perhaps Owl got it all wrong," he says. "Because the place where you are is not on a map. How very nice for... us."

No, I can't make jokes about this scene either.

Anyway, Eeyore, Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit are able to make it up to the eye, and then a foreboding shadow approaches... oh, wait, it's Christopher Robin! "You made it!" Tigger exclaims. Christopher Robin asks where they've been, and Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit give him a recap - they're braver, stronger, and smarter than they initially thought. "Didn't have to come clear out here to find it. Had it inside all along," Eeyore says, spelling it out for the audience.

Christopher Robin then tells them that he wasn't in Skull, he was at SCHOOL. "That Owl! I knew 'skull' had another Y in it!" Rabbit complains. Then Christopher Robin tells us what the note REALLY said: "Dear Pooh, don't worry about me, I'm not far away, off to school, help yourself to some honey." Oh, and those growling noises that they thought was the Skullosaurus? Those were just the rumblings of Pooh's stomach. Side note, Jim Cummings also did said growling noises.

They manage to get Pooh out of the cavern with a giant honey pot. Where they got it, I don't know, but who cares? Pooh and Christopher Robin are finally reunited.

All together now: d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw...

As they emerge from Skull, they notice that it's suddenly much smaller and less scary-looking than before. According to Christopher Robin, things can seem that way when we're alone or afraid. "But now there's nothing to be afraid of," says Rabbit. They all sing a song called "Everything is Right" (Jim Cummings does Tigger's singing, by the way) as they head back home. And everything is indeed right in the Hundred Acre Wood. Owl even shows up again to express happiness for their making it home safe.

Pooh and Christopher Robin make their way back to the tree from before as Christopher Robin explains why he went to school - to learn things. "It's rather fun, really. In a different sort of way," Christopher Robin admits. Uh, Christopher Robin, since when is school fun?

And when Christopher Robin was afraid, he thought of his friends. "It's what I would've done," Pooh says with a smile. Then Christopher Robin admits that he's been told he's going to have to go back to school tomorrow. Pooh asks if he should try to find him again, but Christopher Robin says, "I'll be back... as long as you're here. Promise me you'll be here? Promise? Even when I'm a hundred?" "How old shall I be then?" Pooh asks. "Ninety-nine," is the reply. "I promise," says Pooh. "Forever and ever?" asks Christopher Robin. "Yes, Christopher Robin. Forever and ever," Pooh reassures him. And that's the end.

What I have just reviewed may very well be the best direct-to-video Disney movie of all time. I have literally no complaints about this movie. It... where do I even begin? Each character is written at their best - Pooh is his usual lovable, kindhearted self. Piglet, Rabbit, and Tigger all get wonderful character arcs. And even though Eeyore doesn't, they make up for that by giving him such great lines. Owl is a highlight. The animation is very impressive for a direct-to-video Disney production. The songs, I love the songs. And the voice acting is per usual wonderful, Jim Cummings in particular gives one of his greatest performances as Pooh yet. It's such a sweet movie. One of the best Winnie the Pooh movies, right up there with the original 1977 movie, The Tigger Movie, and the 2011 movie.

Why are you just sitting there? Go watch it! But be warned, it's not afraid to pull at the heartstrings.

P.S. Here's something I've been wondering about for years... did Pooh forget about the events of this film in the 2011 movie? If he didn't, why did he go to Owl to decipher another note for him?

Animated Commercials Back From When Commercials Were Actually Fun - Part 2

Have you had your break today? Well, if you haven't, I think that now would be a great time to have one. And while you're having your break, you can read this!

That was intended to be a reference to that old McDonald's slogan "Have you had your break today?". Unless you watched a lot of television during the 1990s, chances are you probably wouldn't have gotten that reference. But anyway, let's get on with the post...

Yes, it's time for another post about the wonderful world of animated commercials. Just like last time, I've collected fourteen entirely-animated commercials from the days before commercials weren't just a blur of memes and techno music and random things like that" or long and needlessly creepy ads for medicines and stuff. Why fourteen? Because why not, I say.

Let's go over the rules again: the commercials must be ANIMATED. Or at least the majority of it must be animated. Incredibly-realistic CGI animals in a live action environment doesn't count. And the animation must be ORIGINAL as opposed to recycled from a movie. So don't expect to see, I don't know, a Burger King commercial featuring clips from Shark Tale or something. All right, here we go...

Let's start off with this Intel ad featuring the characters from Madagascar. Of course, the Penguins - Rico in particular - take center stage, but Alex and Marty make cameos and even get a quick line each (that's Wally Wingert and Phil LaMarr doing their voices here).

DISCLAIMER: if you're a zookeeper, do not feed a penguin an Intel cartridge. It's not going to result in a cool light show thing like it does here. Commercials with talking penguins, lions and zebras aren't exactly super-realistic.

Here's another commercial from the folks at Aardman. They seem to be channeling their Creature Comforts shorts with this ad, as is the case with most of their ads (Hubba Bubba, Chevron, etc.). The Countryside Code, for those unaware, is a set of rules for those in the United Kingdom that want to explore the countryside. In order they are be safe, plan ahead and follow any signs, leave gates and property as you find them, protect plants and animals, take your litter home, keep dogs under close control, and consider other people.

So here we have a dog, a horse, a spider, a fly, and... I believe those are albatrosses telling us to follow these rules. I've admittedly never been to Great Britain, but if I ever do go there I'll keep the rules in mind.

All right, this is technically a PSA, but those still count as commercials, right?

Anyhow, Wile E. Coyote and Shamu is a strange combination, but eh, I think it works. And it gets the point across pretty well - if you see a sign reading "DANGER! THIN ICE", don't go any further. Thurl Ravenscroft is providing the voice of Shamu here. This isn't his only connection to Looney Tunes, as he also narrated a 1996 Daffy Duck short called Superior Duck.

CANNIBALISM! THAT'S going to make people want to eat at Dairy Queen, right? The talking lips were creepy enough, and now we have THIS. Oh, and you gotta love the implication that they're eating their own kids. That's a laugh riot right there. I'm not going to say that this is an awful ad, but boy howdy is it disturbing.

Interesting fact - the male shrimp is voiced by Jim Conroy, who you might recall as the voice of Ruff Ruffman from Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman. Anybody else heard of that show?

Here's a rarity nowadays - a RECENT animated commercial! How long has it been since we've had a fully-animated commercial? And for Mountain Dew at that! Just look at how fast the camera moves, how much is packed into this ad, how great the animation is... my one complaint is that the ad is far too short. Though, to be fair, it's a Mountain Dew commercial. How much can you really say about Mountain Dew aside from "It's a soda!"?

Also, "Dewnited States" is an awful pun.

Is it just me, or are a lot of animated commercials for food? Anyhow, here's an advertisement from the folks at PIXAR (back before they started making movies). There's not a whole lot to say about this ad. It's like what an acid trip viewed by Cookie Monster would look like.

I admittedly have no idea what the "Bell System" is... I'm guessing that it's some sort of phone company... or at least it has SOMETHING to do with phones. Anyhow, here's a wonderful old commercial from the 1970s for the "Bell System". Fittingly, it's narrated by the soothing voice of Michael Bell (you can hear a bit of Chaz Finster in his voice).

I think I've considered doing a separate edition of this series for Super Bowl commercials that are animated, but I'm not sure how many animated Super Bowl commercials there are. In fact, I'm still not one hundred percent sure if this ad is completely animated - the scene with the tortoise at the car factory could be a combination of CGI and live-action for all I know.

But anyway, here's an interesting Super Bowl commercial based on that iconic fable The Tortoise and the Hare. Robert Bouge provides the voice of the Hare, and Bill Lobley of Sealab 2021 fame can be heard as the fox, the snail, and the possum. I don't know who did the voice of the Tortoise.

We'll just have to ignore, of course, that the tortoise pretty much cheats (then again, maybe there's nothing in the rules of the race that says you CAN'T drive a car). And that this goes against the whole "Slow and Steady Wins the Race" moral of the story, though I think that's the whole point anyhow. Besides, as I've said before, the moral of the story is really less "slow and steady wins the race" and more "don't be a cocky idiot and take a nap during a footrace".

I had to put this one in. It made its debut in 1970, but it hasn't stopped airing since. Nowadays, they usually just cut straight to the kid asking Mr. Owl, though I recall seeing versions with Mr. Turtle still intact years ago. Eventually it manages to enter your head and never leave: there's a very good chance that after the one, two-hoo, or thuh-thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree times that you've seen it it, you'll be able to quote it from memory.

I love the simplistic but still very fluid animation of the commercial and the wonderful voice-over work from Buddy Foster (as the kid), Frank Nelson (as Mr. Cow), Paul Frees (as Mr. Fox), Ralph James (as Mr. Turtle), and of course, Paul Winchell as Mr. Owl. I also love that this ad has spawned so many parodies on YouTube. You're probably the most familiar with that one where Mr. Owl replies to the kid's question with "It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

The question remains, of course, just how many licks DOES it take to get to the Toostie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? I have absolutely no idea. Go ask some animal that isn't an owl.

And no, I don't know why that kid doesn't have any clothes on either.

Remember Hunny Bs cereal? I totally ate these when I was younger. This charming little commercial, judging from the animation style, seems to have been made around the same time as The Tigger Movie. Jim Cummings and John Fiedler provide the voices of Pooh, Tigger and Piglet, and I believe Laurie Main and Peter Cullen are doing the narrator and Eeyore (Eeyore might actually be Gregg Berger, his line is too brief for me to deduce who it is). Don't worry, Pooh - even if the "B" won't give you any honey, you can always borrow some from Rabbit.

The Jetsons are no strangers to shilling for products - over the years, they've starred in advertisements for Radio Shack, Electrasol, and more recently LG. In 2008, four members of the family appeared in a commercial for Tums. Specifically, this one. This ad features Jeff Bergman as George and Astro, Tress MacNeille as Rosey, and Lauri Fraiser as Jane. I really don't have much to say about it...

This Swiffer commercial is a tie-in for Monsters University, yet another animated movie that everyone seems to hate but me. It's refreshing to see a Swiffer ad that doesn't make me feel sorry for a broom or a mop or something else that you use to clean with. Seriously, that's what a large percentage of Swiffer ads were in the 2000s - some woman is using a Swiffer, and we see their old broom or mop or whatever being all depressed. That's supposed to make people want to buy a Swiffer?

Anyhow, Carlos Alazraqui fills in for Billy Crystal as the voice of Mike here. He can also be heard as Mike in several video games and the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor attraction at Walt Disney World.

And to close things out, here's a commercial for General Mills cereal from 2015. Ya know how I mentioned before that most commercials today are just a blur of memes and techno music and random things like that? Here's a perfect example. It just reeks of General Mills trying to copy what's popular in kids' cartoons at the moment: the art style, the use of modern slang... there's also the tiny little fact that I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. The kid tells the mascots that it's Wednesday, Chip goes berserk because Wednesday stole his car (how the heck does a day of the week steal somebody's car?!), and then the Trix Rabbit gives the kid cereal and... seriously, what the heck is going on?

Even the talents of Kevin Michael Richardson, Eric Bauza, and Tom Kenny (I think Jeremy Shada's doing the voice of the kid, but I'm not sure who's voicing Sonny) can't save this ad from being lousy. Though if Kevin becomes the full-time voice of Chip, I'm totally cool with that.

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And yes, I've decided that the next one I do of these will indeed be a Christmas one.