The Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors, Part 2: Museum of the Weird Mascot Costumes

If you understood the reference in the name of the post, you're clearly as big of a Disney fan as I am. Congratulations.

Previously, our trek through the Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors took us through the Lair of the Creepy Toys, filled to the brim with disturbing-looking dolls, plushes, and figurines (didn't know it was possible to make a Mickey Mouse doll look terrifying? Guess what, it IS). Today, I'll be showing you even MORE horrifying creatures masquerading as beloved cartoon characters. Ones that will repulse you. Ones that will make you cringe...

No, I'm not doing a review of Jellystone!. This section of the Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors is packed with costumed versions of cartoon characters. You know, the kind you see at theme parks, or at movie premieres, or at birthday parties or whatever. I know some people are afraid of "mascot costumes", but I don't think I've ever had a problem with them. With some exceptions... one time my family went to Perkins and they were having a "Character Night", which meant there was somebody in a Tweety Bird costume wandering around the tables. I remember finding that giant Tweety off-putting.

The art of designing a mascot costume is one that's been covered in great detail by several YouTubers, notably Disney Dan and Nathan Spies (if you haven't watched any of their videos, I highly recommend it). Most of the time, you'll get something appealing-looking. For example, here's the Porky Pig they have wandering around Six Flags:

That looks great, doesn't it? Exactly like the animated character it's based on (well, maybe not EXACTLY, but you know what I mean). Or how about these Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo costumes?

Those are fantastic! But sometimes, you get a mascot costume that's supposed to be a beloved cartoon character but is more likely to make fans of the character run away screaming than run up to give them a hug. Some of these are official mascot costumes, others are bootlegs you can find on Etsy or running amok in Times Square. Enter, if you dare...

These Disney Character Costumes From the Ice Capades

Let's start off with an obvious one - at some point before Disneyland opened, several Disney characters appeared in one of the Ice Capades shows. They looked horrifying. For some reason, they couldn't get better-looking Mickey, Minnie, Pluto etc. costumes made in time for the grand opening of Disneyland in 1955, so they had these nightmare-inducing things run around the park. Mickey and Minnie, in particular, looked horrific. Eventually, they had those weird slices in their faces filled in, but given the addition of angry eyebrows:

This did not help at all.

These Early Mickey and Minnie Mouse Costumes

...and before the Ice Capades, THIS was how Mickey and Minnie were brought into the real world. Even that kid in the photo looks creeped-out.

The Costumes Used in That Live Phineas and Ferb Show

This is another relatively well-known one. I guess Ferb doesn't look TOO bad, but the others... yeesh. Not quite human, not quite cartoon character... isn't this what the plot of Cool World originally going to be? A human/cartoon character hybrid viewing herself as a freak and revolting against her human father?

For more information about this show, please watch Disney Dan's video about it. Apologies in advance for the nightmares!

Pretty Much Every Single Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) Costume Ever Made

I can't think of a single cartoon character that's had more awful-looking mascot costumes than Lola Bunny. I don't know what it is about her design (maybe the fact that they tried to make her "hot", or the permanent DreamWorks Face she sports), but they still have yet to make a Lola Bunny costume that actually looks decent. And putting her next to a good-looking Bugs costume just makes her look even worse.

This Hyacinth Hippo (Fantasia) Costume

You know Hyacinth Hippo, don't you? The leader of the cheery dancing hippos in Fantasia, likely the reason why people think hippos are kindhearted souls until they go to Africa and discover that they're actually incredibly aggressive and one of the most dangerous animals in all of Africa? Well, this is what she looks like on those rare occasions when they bring her into the theme parks. It's always bothered me that they made her pink (she's not pink in the movie. She's brown!), but honestly, that's the least of this costume's worries. If somebody wore this on a trip to Africa, I bet actual hippos would take one look at it and run away screaming.

These Cosmo and Wanda (The Fairly OddParents!) Costumes

I don't think Butch Hartman's art style translates that well into three dimensions.

This Bootleg Sid the Sloth (Ice Age) Costume

The coloring is wrong. The face shape is wrong. The hair is wrong. The hands and feet are wrong. Everything about this costume is wrong. But I'm sure it'll come in handy when Ice Age enters the public domain and somebody inevitably decides to make a horror movie based on it.

These Timon, Pumbaa, and Rafiki (The Lion King) Costumes

For some inexplicable reason, Disney decided to use these in one of the Disney On Ice shows. I think Pumbaa's making that face because he just saw himself in a mirror.

This Ursula (The Little Mermaid) Costume

That poor unfortunate soul they forced to dressed like this...

This Porky Pig Costume From the 1940s

I'm a member of the Cartoon Research Facebook group, and recently fellow member Devon Baxter shared this photo with us dubbing it "Pure nightmare fuel from 1940." And that's a great way of describing it. I don't know which is freakier, that Porky costume or the dolls in the background.

These Bootleg Cat in the Hat Costumes

What makes these costumes horrifying is that they seem to specifically be based on the Mike Myers version of the Cat in the Hat. Let's be honest, the Mike Myers version of the Cat in the Hat was already pretty creepy-looking, so I have no idea why anyone would model their Cat in the Hat suit after it. At least this one doesn't curse...

This Captain Caveman Costume

Did they even have a reference picture when they were making this? Why the black beady eyes with the weird white mask around it? Why the oversized tongue sticking out? Maybe Captain Caveman is just hard to translate to a walkaround costume, but surely they could've made something more on-model than THIS.

The Big Hero 6 Character Costumes Used at Disneyland Paris

When Hiro, the main character from Disney's 2014 release Big Hero 6, did meet-and-greets in the American parks, they used a "face" character - as in, a character without a mask. That's what they usually do for human characters in the parks (such as the Disney princes and princesses, Peter Pan, Alice, what have you). For whatever reason, in Disneyland Paris they decided to make Hiro and his friends "fur" characters - the kind with masks. And... yeah. Suddenly it becomes pretty obvious why the American parks used a face character...

This Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) Costume

And speaking of Disneyland Paris, this is what they did when they decided to do a Jessica Rabbit meet and greet. She's not bad, she's just... actually, yeah, she's bad.

This Genie (Aladdin) Costume They Use at Disneyland Paris

I dare say this is on par with the CGI blue Will Smith version of the Genie from the 2019 remake.

This Shrek Costume they used at Universal Studios in 2001

Just so we're clear, I'm obviously not trying to say that the guy WEARING the costume has an ugly face or anything. It's just... there's a lot of Uncanny Valley going on with this costume. Fortunately, they didn't stick with this costume - at some point they started using a "fur character" Shrek instead of painting somebody's face green. It worked for Brian D'Arcy James, but it's not working for this guy.

This Dino (The Flintstones) Costume

Judging by the presence of Elizabeth Perkins and Rosie O'Donnell lookalikes, I believe this Dino is intended to look like the one from the live action movie adaptation of The Flintstones. That live action puppet/CGI Dino already looked a little creepy, but when you make it gigantic, suddenly it's terrifying. I think it's mainly those eyes...

These Hotel Transylvania Character Costumes

Yeah, they're monsters, they're SUPPOSED to be scary, but still...

This Bo Peep (Toy Story) Costume

I get what they were trying to do here, but... those EYES. Those LIPS. That weird plastic mask. Somebody tell this creature that its sheep wandered off so it'll go away.

This Bootleg Woody (Toy Story) Costume

There's something about the needlessly shiny face and his vacant expression that creeps me out. The shirt looks good, though, I'll give it that...

Incidentally, the same company that made this also made a Buzz Lightyear costume. Yes, it looks just as creepy.

This Fairy Godmother (Cinderella) Costume They Use at Tokyo Disneyland

Okay, there's a reason why the Fairy Godmother they use in the American parks is a face character. This is that reason.

This Doug Funnie (Doug) Costume

Say what you will about the Disney version of Doug - at least it led to a better-looking Doug walkaround than this one.

This Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) Costume

This is actually a pretty nice recreation of the cruder, more off-putting art style of the first season of Rugrats. Still, and I know this is an obvious joke, but... I've heard of fame going to your head, but this is ridiculous...

This Gadget (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers) Costume

This one isn't TOO bad. It's mainly the eyes. She looks stoned.

This Mildew Wolf Costume

Not even the somewhat-obscure Hanna-Barbera characters are safe from having creepy costumes made of them. Now THIS is a Big Bad Wolf that I, for one, AM afraid of.

This Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo) Costume

I also found out about this one via Facebook. All I can say is, zoinks...

This Abby Mallard (Chicken Little) Costume

Abby Mallard is the "Ugly Duckling", sure, but she isn't THAT ugly. In the movie, she's at least "Ugly Cute". This is just straight-up HIDEOUS.

This Bootleg SpongeBob SquarePants Costume

That poor kid. I think just looking at that thing is enough to scar her for life.

These Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast) Costumes

Okay, Disney Dan already talked about these costumes in his "Top 10 Creepiest Costume Characters at Disney Parks" video (I'm not limiting myself to just Disney characters, so this post is totally different!), but they're still worth bringing up. They have a perfectly good Lumiere costume they use in the Disney parks for stuff like the Beauty and the Beast live show at Disney's Hollywood Studios, so why on Earth would they create these disturbing half-face character/half-fur character hybrid things? Nobody looked at these and thought "Gee, these look utterly horrifying"? That bottom one in particular looks less like Lumiere and more like a demonic clown.

I... think this thing is supposed to be a bootleg Donald Duck Costume

I think this one speaks for itself, really...

The good news is, these creepy-looking mascot costumes tend to be the exception, not the rule. Companies like Olympus Mascots, Loonie Times, and International Mascots are able to translate iconic cartoon characters into walkaround costumes quite well, and Disney has been getting better and better at making great-looking costumes. So if you encounter a mascot costume in the wild, chances are it won't wind up in your nightmares.

Thus concludes our trip through the Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors. Now I will raise the safety bar and a creepy Tommy Pickles will follow you home!

Hurry back... hurry baaaaaaa-aaaaaaaack...

The Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors, Part 1: Lair of the Creepy Toys

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors.

Here you will see things that will shock you, chill you to the bone, and perhaps even make you scream. This October, we shall be traveling through the Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors, which for those wondering is not because I can think of anything Halloween-related to review but rather just because I thought it would be neat.

Our tour begins here, in the Lair of the Creepy Toys. You'd think licensed merchandise of a beloved cartoon character wouldn't be that hard to mess up. But you'd be wrong. Very wrong. Just ask Fozzie Bear, who for some reason toy companies have much difficulty making a decent-looking doll representation of. Look at some of these:

He's basically a teddy bear already! How can it be so hard to make a good Fozzie doll?! But Fozzie isn't the only character who's been subjected to ugly-looking toys. We're going to look at some dolls, figures, and even salt and pepper shakers that you'll probably be seeing in your nightmares tonight. Kindly step all the way in, please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.

These Three Mickey Mouse Dolls

Let's start the pants-scaring-off with these little beauties. You have your choice of either a derpy-eyed doll that kind of looks like Mickey Mouse and Monkeybone had a baby, a raggedy Mickey that looks like it should be haunting Freddy Fazbear's Pizza instead of being in a toy store, what I'm pretty sure was actually just a generic (and terrifying) baby doll somebody slapped a shoddy Mickey costume on. Suddenly those early walk-around costumes for Mickey they had at Disneyland don't look so bad anymore, do they?

This Gus (Cinderella) Figure

Speaking of terrifying mouse dolls, if your doll looks less like the cartoon character it's supposed to be and more like a creepy clown, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

This Barney Rubble (The Flintstones) Figure

There's an odd amount of merchandise that gives Barney pupils. Normally, it's not scary, just a bit strange. This, on the other hand...

These Rigby (Regular Show) Plushes

It seems that Rigby is the Fozzie Bear of Regular Show - the character who you'd think it would be easy to make a plush toy of, only for almost every attempt at it to turn out nightmarish. I'm almost fully convinced the third one is a bootleg.

This Dopey (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) Doll

This looks less like Dopey and more like Howdy Doody. And I, for one, think Howdy Doody is terrifying as well.

This Bootleg Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) Doll

Honestly, that Jessie's pretty creepy-looking too...

This Bootleg Garfield Doll

Why do people even MAKE bootleg Garfield dolls? Garfield dolls can't be that hard to find in stores... and why does it look like a weird fusion of the cartoon Garfield and the "live action" CGI Garfield from the 2004 movie, only to wind up not looking like either of them?

This Baba Looey (Quick-Draw McGraw) Soaky Bank and Doll

I honestly don't know which of these is creepier. Why is the first one RED? Baba Looey isn't red, he's brown. Has he just been out in the sun too long? Sunscreen's a thing, Baba Looey, use it. As for the second one, the vinyl head/plush body combo really doesn't work for me. And I've never been a fan of Jellystone!'s turning Baba Looey into a girl, but between the eyelashes and the feminine hairdo, it seems like this doll beat them to it.

This Nico (Rio) Doll

Nico, you should really stop going to those all-night samba parties. You look a little sleep-deprived... or are you actually on drugs? I can't tell.

These Alvin (Alvin and the Chipmunks) Dolls

Geez, these things is terrifying. If any parent gave their child either of these dolls, I want to know what on Earth they were thinking. Did the toymakers never actually see any of the Alvin and the Chipmunks stuff made around the time (apparently at some point in the 1950s or 1960s), so they had no idea what Alvin actually looked like?

This Yogi Bear Doll

This charming little doll comes from Knickerbocker, who in 1962 released a set of Hanna-Barbera character figures known as "Knixies". Giving Yogi Bear a flesh-colored head does not work at all - it makes him look like his head is completely furless. And that's very off-putting. Also, I know that red part is supposed to be the inside of his mouth, but is anyone else getting Joker vibes?

This Baloo (The Jungle Book) Doll

"Hey, Mowgli, could you give me a hand here? My snout is about to fall off."

This Bootleg Winnie the Pooh Doll

...why? Why would you do this? Why would you take a Winnie the Pooh doll and replace his nose with a duck bill full of human teeth?

This Bootleg Bart Simpson (The Simpsons) Doll

Is this obviously unlicensed Bart Simpson doll actually terrifying? Or is it your imagination, hmmmm?

Nope, it's not just your imagination. It really IS terrifying.

These [Presumably] Bootleg Joy (Inside Out) Dolls

"You can touch me on the head"? I don't think I want to...

This Raj (Camp Lazlo) Doll

Yes, Camp Lazlo merchandise exists. Among it was this bobblehead doll of Raj, who with his strange "evil eyebrows", eyes protruding from his head like he's being squeezed a bit too tight, and random set of teeth sticking out the side of his face makes me wonder if perhaps Joe Murray's art style doesn't translate well to plush toys. It's worth noting that Raj's pal Clam didn't fare much better.

These Alice (Alice in Wonderland) Salt and Pepper Shakers

I'm sorry, but I can't NOT make a reference to the girls from The Shining here... "Come play with us, White Rabbit. Come play with us..."

This Mort (Madagascar) Plush

Jeez, and I thought the low-budget CGI Mort in The Penguins of Madagascar was scary-looking...

These Chip and Dale Dolls From Tokyo Disneyland

These look like characters from Happy Tree Friends. I can't be the only one who's seeing that, right?

This Simba (The Lion King) Plush

Ah, yes, I remember that plot point in The Lion King where Simba got bitten by a vampire. It's such an important part of the movie...

This Will Smith Fish (Shark Tale) Plush

Let's be honest here, making fun of Shark Tale's creepy character designs isn't super-original... still, those TEETH.

Actually, now that I think about it, who the heck would BUY a Will Smith Fish doll? Would you want a likeness of that hideous thing sitting in your bedroom?

These Z and Bala (Antz) Dolls

And while we're on the subject of scary-looking DreamWorks characters, remember Antz? DreamWorks' knockoff of A Bug's Life that Katzenberg tried to blackmail John Lasseter with? I haven't seen it, nor do I want to, but I've always found the character designs kind of off-putting. These dolls of the main characters, Z the Woody Allen Ant and Bala the Sharon Stone Ant, somehow make these character designs even MORE creepy - Z looks more like E.T. on some sort of illegal substance, and Bala barely even resembles her movie counterpart (those LIPS!). You can go on and on about how much better Antz supposedly is than A Bug's Life, but at least dolls of A Bug's Life characters aren't nightmare-inducing.

This P.T. Flea (A Bug's Life) Doll

...well, okay, MOST dolls of A Bug's Life characters aren't nightmare-inducing.

This Hyacinth Hippo (Fantasia) Doll

Congratulations, Chernabog, you're NOT the scariest thing to originate from Fantasia after all!

This Bootleg Po (Kung Fu Panda) Figure

Even ignoring the creepy expression on Po's face, pandas don't even live in the jungle. They live in bamboo forests.

This Bootleg SpongeBob SquarePants Figure

This is just begging to be used in one of those "I cannot let you escape, Squidward" videos you can find on YouTube.

These Woody and Buzz (Toy Story) Shoes

Okay, okay, I know shoes really don't qualify as toys, but I had to include these here. Why would anyone wear these? The thought of putting your foot in somebody's mouth is disgusting enough already.

This Big Baby (Toy Story 3) Vinylmation Figure

I think Vinylmations are still a thing today (according to Wikipedia, Disney ceased production on them in 2015 but brought them back in 2022), but they're not nearly as popular as they were in the 2010s, so for those of you who don't know what they are: basically, they're figures shaped like Mickey Mouse, but painted to look like other characters. In theory it's not a bad idea, but not every character translates well to a Vinylmation - especially those that were already pretty creepy in the movies they came from. Case in point, this one of Toy Story 3 character Big Baby. In case anyone was wondering what would happen if a human and a mouse had a baby... which I know obviously isn't biologically possible (and if it is, please don't tell me, I don't want to know), but if it WERE, this is what the offspring would look like. I'm so, so sorry for the mental image...

Any and all Ren (Ren and Stimpy) Dolls

I can't help but wonder if maybe Ren dolls are a bad idea. His design does not lend itself to three dimensions. Especially when they give the dolls these terrifying facial expressions that might look amusing in a cartoon but are nightmare-inducing on a doll...

Thus concludes our tour of the Lair of the Creepy Toys. But our trip through the Animation and All Things Related House of Horrors (a registered trademark of animationandallthingsrelated.com!) is not over. Please remain seated in your Doom Buggy and we will continue our tour momentarily. And by "momentarily", I mean "next week".

Y'know what, you don't have to remain seated. Go outside and take a walk. The fresh air will do you good.